Showing posts with label sidney powell. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sidney powell. Show all posts

Friday, December 15, 2023

Sometimes It's Better to Remain Silent

 

Rudy Giuliani certainly promised that he was going to tell the whole story and prove he was right; on Monday he was still reiterating the exact same lies that he had no basis for. But at some point, he realized he was completely unsympathetic and needed to shut his damn mouth. Probably when the election workers he defamed explained how he ruined their lives over a lie. Definitely when his lawyers hammered home to him his fat mouth was screwing himself. He was already in thin ice with the court for not turning over information and being a no-show last week. (About the latter, sadly, my first thought was someone needs to do a wellness check...the man is not healthy and it shows.)

So, he did what his sometime boss, Donald Trump, did himself on Monday--he kept his mouth shut. The plaintiffs had been through enough and Giuliani's bank accounts were going to be going through more than enough.

Saturday, October 21, 2023

TWGB: Flipping Bricks

 


Well, here's to having the kind of week in the news where a journey into TrumpWorld actually feels like a bit of a vacation. And before I get things started, let's hear it for this week's TrumpWorld winner, though he doesn't even know it, Jim Jordan, for not becoming Speaker of the House. I used to joke about a tough job as "leading the clowns and following the elephants"--and that's what GOP Speaker would look like right now. Jimmy--enjoy doing less. I hope to enjoy you doing less and less in the future. It suits you. 

Now on to TrumpWorld--obviously, the big story this week is out of Fulton County where Sidney Powell and now Kenneth Chesebro have entered plea agreements with cooperation.  This does a handful of things--shocks TrumpWorld because some folks probably thought Powell was too batshit to get flipped: nah, she's a lawyer and figured out how screwed she was--and with the addition of Chesebro, um, probably Jenna Ellis and Rudy Giuliani should be getting on the phone about getting correct, you think? 

By admitting guilt, they are highlighting that the conspiracy was real and by agreeing to talk about it without Trump and the other co-conspirators getting the benefit of watching those speedy trials get played out for them, they are giving some folks specters of not a penny or a dime dropping, but a whole Coinstar machine falling out. Happy Halloween being haunted with the ghosts of felonies past and sentences future, you guys!

Wednesday, August 2, 2023

TWGB: Some Indictments for Those Incitements

 

The waiting for Trump's indictment over the attempted overturn of the 2020 presidential election is over, and I encourage everyone (even Ron DeSantis if he still hasn't!) to go ahead and read the indictment. It's not long, and it is pretty thorough in laying out the case that despite no evidence of voter fraud, Trump spread that lie and attempted to overturn the election by means of litigation alleging fraud, encouraging state legislatures and slates of alternate electors to act on the alleged fraud, to halt the lawful proceedings of Congress on 1/6 and to encourage Trump's faithful to wreak havoc on the day. 

Trump lost. There was no proof of voter fraud that would have changed the result of the election. And no, Trump's belief is completely irrelevant, because whether he chose to believe he won or not, he was informed on various occasions that his theories of fraud ("conspiracy shit beamed down from the mothership") were bogus, as outlined in pages 6 through 8.

If Trump persisted in his belief, he was delusional, and we should not excuse people on the basis of being delusional--nor should we continue to entertain whether they are fit to lead a country if they are. 

It's also irrelevant whether he understood the law well enough to know exactly what he was violating--ignorance of the law has been determined to be no excuse long before this. 

Saturday, April 22, 2023

TWGB: The Truth Has a Way

 

A funny old thing just happened--Mike Lindell lost in arbitration a stupid claim that he would pay $5 million to someone who proved his stolen election data wrong. Of course it was proven to be bullshit. Trump lost. He just did. He didn't win the popular vote the first time around, and in 2020 he massively lost the popular vote and didn't win the electoral either. He lost it by too much to plausibly even steal it. His whole ass got kicked in by Joe Biden. 

I get that people like Pete Navarro think that Trump had a path to victory via state legislatures doing the most. This is of course stealing and a fraud. It's funny he cops to that in order to slag "The Kraken"--Sidney Powell. She was operating at the time as a whole soldier though--she was probably instrumental in acquiring the breached data that TrumpWorld was going to use to challenge Georgia's vote--you know, the vote interference that Fani Willis and Special Counsel Jack Smith are both looking into. 

Powell's stupid conspiracy theories were bad and looked bad. The line Navarro wants to use is--why screw about with theories as to why the vote totals don't work out in Trump's favor when state legislatures can just overrule them anyway? 

The theories are dumb--the steal is smart. 

Wednesday, April 12, 2023

Fox News is in Deep Shit

 

So, let me preface this with the obvious caveat: I am not a lawyer, and I don't have the gall to play one on the blog. But when I say it looks to me like Fox News is pretty fucked based on all the news I've been reading today--I mean, I don't think you actually have to be a lawyer to recognize their position is basically in deep shit. Today, their lawyers got told off for withholding information because they wanted to screw about regarding whether Rupert Murdoch was considered an executive at Fox News or just Fox Corp. or whatever. 

That was pretty dumb. And then there were the tapes: a Fox News producer recorded conversations where Trump campaign officials and Elite Strike Farce lawyers alike admitted they didn't really have a basis for what they were doing. They were just cynically pretending there was election fraud because they didn't want the election to be over for whatever (maybe monetary, maybe not) reasons. MSNBC got hold of these recordings, and yeah, this is very problematic for Fox--and for Trump. I can see it being of interest not just in this Dominion case and maybe the Smartmatic case, but also of interest in Trump's Georgia case and of interest to Jack Smith's investigation, because it connects Fox News lying about the election with January 6.

Wednesday, March 29, 2023

TWGB: The Doldrums

 

I don't know if this is anyone else's experience here in the longform blog community, but my engagement stats are in the doldrums, and I think it has a little bit a lot to do with the waiting. We're waiting on the indictments we feel like we were promised. But the chief purveyor of the arrest threat against Donald Trump came from Donald Trump for his own team's clicks, likes, and of course, remunerative values, and our hopes getting up was only a sideshow. 

But I do love getting my hopes up. I never set my sights on last Tuesday. That seemed a lot like forcing a response from the Trump brethren and cistern (is that not the right term?) and not really a signal to us lefties. But I want Trump to get a comeuppance. It is about the idea of justice being for all for me, and also for his fanclub understanding that his transgressions are not some hoax or joke but are real. I follow MSNBC lawyer folks and pretend Glenn Kirschner isn't blowing smoke up my skirt that we are gonna get a "Trump gets his time in the barrel", and yet there's a planned monthly break through most of April and I can't stand it. 

Why? Tell us we aren't getting an indictment now and fucking rip the Band-Aid off, Bragg you SOB, if that's how it is! Unless, unless, unless, unless...there's more to the story.  And I can't pretend I know, and I also can see a "strategery" behind postponing an indictment for a guy who tried to force the announcement of one. To get him when he expects it least. 

Tuesday, July 12, 2022

TWGB: The 1/6 Committee Is Getting Very Close



Just as the 1/6 Committee hearing was underway, I saw Mother Jones dropped a story regarding leaked audio from Steve Bannon from before Election Day, explaining that Trump was just going to claim he won regardless of the outcome. Because that was always the plan/

They aren't exactly ahead of the reporters, the 1/6 Committee, because a lot of what I'm hearing now, I know I knew either contemporaneously or from later investigative reporting, but now it's even more substantiated. And I don't feel in the least jaded. My word! 

Tie the latest thing about Steve Bannon's speculation that denying the election results and claiming they were always rigged via Mother Jones (which he was always going to do, c'mon, it doesn't take Sherlock Holmes to see that) with the revelation that Trump was calling Bannon pre-1/6, and this was exactly where his podcast's claim that all hell was going to break loose came from. That's a sign that Trump was directing his flying monkeys in the right- wing media system to send troops where he wanted them. (The 1/6 Committee video of this was effective.) 

This has echoes of Julian Assange's suggestion in 2016 to Don Jr. that it might be more interesting if his father lost, because he would then be able to create fuckery by claiming the system was rigged. It also serves to remind us that "Stop the Steal" was created by Roger Stone in 2016 for just that kind of fuckery. What we have is a big picture coming into focus.

Sunday, June 19, 2022

It's a Confession, if You're Listening

 

Here's a first--I'm linking to Newsmax because they have themselves a scoop even if they don't know it because Trump made a confession:


Trump fired his ire at the committee, and rejected a hearing claim he mocked Pence as "a wimp" for not kicking the Electoral College vote certifying President Joe Biden's election back to the states. 

 "I never called Mike Pence a wimp," Trump said. "I never called him a wimp, Mike Pence. Had a chance to be great. He had a chance to be frankly, historic. 

 "But just like [former Attorney General] Bill Barr and the rest of these weak people — Mike and I say it sadly, because I like them — but Mike did not have the courage to act. Bill Barr was afraid of certain things, and you know what they were: Please don't impeach me. Don't impeach me. 

 "'Bill Barr, please,' I said. 'What's wrong with being impeach? I was impeached twice and my poll numbers went up.'

Of all the dumb things to reject having done, saying he didn't call Pence a "wimp" (or, the word he wouldn't say there, of all places, "pussy") feels really tame against the actual claim that he vilified the man as a traitor in the hopes that an angry mob would dispatch him. Of course he's being stupid about the impeachment claims. Trump was impeached only once before 1/6. Once. He's retconning what he said. Did his numbers go up? Into 2020, the hell year? 

That's just a stupid thing to assert. But he also did state that he told Pence to kick the Electoral College vote to the state legislatures. And the 1/6 committee says they can verify Trump's involvement in the fake elector plot--that is to say, the scheme of what would happen right after Pence did throw the matter back to the state legislators.  This was the reason that people from Giuliani to Ginni Thomas were working state legislatures hard, to get some of them to overturn the will of the people. That's why Rep. Scott Perry and a raft of PA people need to get their asses looked at. And Michigan, too, and Arizona, and Wisconsin. Because Trump's scheme had them lined up for mischief, and it was this scheme Pence said no to: being Mr. Trump's conveyor belt. 

Monday, June 13, 2022

He's Attached to Reality, All Right

 


 Not everyone is the hero of their own story when they tell it, but very few people make themselves out to be the villain. Bill Barr might have seen through the conspiracy theories that Trump claimed showed that he won, but he helped in his way with creating the illusion that maybe there was something to the voter fraud issue all the same. And if he thought that Trump was actually not in his right mind (as it is possible that Mike Pompeo and Steve Mnuchin considered as well) then he could have just said so.

It clears Trump to claim he was detached from reality, in a way. Poor old Trump, not knowing how to handle a loss, unable to accept it in the gilded frame of reference of his towering ego.  What's a belief to someone like Trump though? He believes he's worth TEN BILLION DOLLARS, give or take. Some people believe Trump is a Christian, but I think he'd be a Hare Krishna if there was any juice to it. It's like telling him something is good or bad, legal or illegal. Believing makes it so, if you have lived an utterly unaccountable existence. 

But two things happened with the curious belief.  He had the presence of mind to try and keep contesting the election on the basis of it, and to fundraise. He's still doing the latter. There's a whole "Trump Won" grift industry out there. It's a fable, but it's profitable. Even if entirely untrue, Trump will hold onto the claims until he's wrung the last iota of value out of it. 

Barr commented that Trump started making these claims directly after the election was called, before those claims could remotely be investigated. This is because he was always going to make those claims. He laughed when referencing D'Souza's "2000 Mules" nonsense. It should be embarrassing for the GOP that people can still make money off of this bullshit, but man, they still do. It's funny that people exist to be fleeced, and it's also very much not. 

How many elected officials and party hacks have also profited off the voter fraud fable? How many people were threatened or materially harmed? It gets less and less funny. Trump is not detached from reality, but even if he was--is the party that has been his support system and cover-up team all, also, detached from reality? Not quite right in the head? 

No. They are completely sane and fully knowledgeable that the claims about Chinese thermostats and Italian satellites and Venezuelan voting machines and North Korean ballots are bullshit, but they have lied right in their voters' faces and took their money and asked for their votes. 

Let me repeat that: they are completely sane and lied right in their voters' faces and took their money and asked for their votes. 

Is it any wonder they would rather people not watch these hearings, and that they want to discredit them?  They saw who these people they have been lying to can be on 1/6 and what they are capable of if their ire is roused. And I wonder if they ever thought what would happen if those voters realized they were being used as sheep--sometimes merely used for fleecing, and sometimes served up as mutton? 

They didn't just let Trump lie in people's faces and take their money. They helped. Even when people were getting death threats. When their families were being threatened. When the violence broke out 1/6 and subsequently people died

Get attached to that reality. It's not even about what Trump believed. What they fuck did his little friends think? 



Saturday, February 5, 2022

TWGB: Legitimate Political Discourse

 


The phrase "legitimate political discourse" sounds, in the phrasing of the Republican party, like a new and not-improved version of "the Aristocrats": there are a lot of ways to tell that joke, but the point of it is its filthiness. Reps. Liz Cheney and Adam Kinzinger have been censured by the gutless old party for bothering to look into a national security incident affecting the seat of our democracy, but the party chooses to see them as persecuting "ordinary citizens". 

Upon hearing that the party's words were being mentioned in the press, Ronna McDaniel is incensed that this turn of phrase was meant to be the RNC's own sort of "blanket pardon" for the violent offenders on that day.  She Tweeted:

to the effect that if the NYT didn't change their interpretation of the actual words used and repeated by McDaniel in her Tweets right there, they would be guilty of hackery most foul. Her specific language seems to exempt the violent people (the ones that certain members of the GOP caucus have been lying about, pretending that they have been, for example, detained without charge--a lie, or singled out for especial mistreatment) and indicates that there is a different group of ordinary citizens that she is referring to. 

Ah! The penny drops! She means the donor/activist class of people who are the lifeblood of the party, perhaps? The people who arranged the ellipse rally and were wild with enthusiasm at the Willard? And the handful of R. Congressmen who were supposed to be the friends who were going to help former President Trump with his alternate elector scheme? 

The investigation is uncovering whether these groups of people are really so segregated, and McDaniel, and anyone else with eyes, can tell they are not, but are actually inseparable. Without nonsense-spinners like the Kraken, who may have even been considered as a Special Counsel to investigate voter fraud claims, and other regular but highly wrong and legally dubious people--how are the mobs even so angry at the stolen election that was not actually stolen at all? 

Who stuffed their brains with the nonsense of German servers, Venezuelan voting machines, Chinese thermostats, and Italian satellites? And how are the people who perpetuated that level of absurd fraud, and a White House that not only tolerated but encouraged it, not anything but illegitimate? This isn't legitimate discourse, but weaponized bullshit. It was dangerous agitprop designed to produce a chaotic and violent result on the ground, and a disruption to the country's leadership at the top, and Ms. McDaniel wants to argue semantics? 

The interest of justice lies in the pursuit of truth with neither fear nor favor, and the oath to the Constitution deserves no less fervor. 

The truth, in the atmosphere of the current conservative movement, is so toxic that former Vice-President Mike Pence looks like a goddamn hero for bothering to say it, even if it is literally so little and so late. Of course, Trump was wrong to place the responsibility for overturning the election on the shoulders of his vice-president (and a shit-ton of the potential legal liability, also too). And yet Pence looks like he is juggling torches for the effort to say what everyone knows--Trump asked him to steal an election and he declined. His one great act was merely refusing to be Trump's patsy. And that so-called president really could have watched that man be hanged dead because it was a treason against the personality cult. 

It is easy to lionize Cheney, Kinzinger and Pence for bucking their party's expectations, but how did these expectations become so low that these people seem heroes for doing basic gut-checks and referencing shared realities? It becomes clear now that the GOP supports no platform because they literally cannot distinguish what it means to have a floor, a set of operating principles other than obstructing Democrats (even for necessary things relating to basic government) and protecting their investors. They wave a Trump flag because they have lost all other standards

This is shameful, and they for the most part seem to have even forgotten how to be ashamed. But the Republicans who have been kicked around understand (and I don't agree with them on everything) that we have no country worth speaking of without truth and the rule of law, and this is some kind of common ground. 

And the RNC considered it completely acceptable, "legitimate political discourse" to suggest such things were not necessary. No common ground.  Democrats need to take that lesson. There are few in that tribe with whom it is possible to speak. 



Saturday, January 22, 2022

TWGB: Hiding, and Also in Plain Sight

 

It's kind of funny, that, on one hand, we're hearing about secret meetings that happened in the White House with Mark Meadows and other conspirators to overturn the 2020 elections, and we've seen Trump fight releasing White House docs to the January 6th Committee all the way to the Supreme Court (and lost, 8-1, about which, hmmm), but on the other hand, I can't even bat an eyelash about Boris Epshteyn admitting to the alternate elector scheme and describing Rudy Giuliani as having spearheaded it because, well--yes. Obviously?

It actually is pretty shocking to see the actual draft of an EO to seize the voting machines and appoint a special counsel. But there was already solid reporting that Flynn and Powell proposed exactly this (with a strong likelihood that Powell is the author and proposed special counsel pick) and the thing is, they also said that's exactly what they wanted to anyone who would listen. 

It's sort of like when mail boxes and sorting machines were being stowed back before the election--you could see what they were doing. Trump both decried voter fraud (since 2016!) and actually encouraged Republicans to do it (they apparently heard him in The Villages).  It's overt and intended to shock you into compliance with it. Because in the mind of the Trumpists, nothing they do can be wrong, whether it's the extortion of world leaders or election officials

They would have a soft coup over basically an uploading error in Antrim Co. for "national security" making American great. But they wouldn't mind thug tactics and head cracking from RW militias along the way. It's a sick joke. 

I am nearly past laughing, though.  Except for gallows humor. 




Thursday, January 20, 2022

TWGB: Adverse Inferences

 


Among all the news that was fit to give us fits this past 24 hours, you know what satisfied me? The knowledge that the "Elite Strike Farce" were now getting subpoenaed by the 1/6 Commitee. Because these were the hardcore liars and promoters of the Big Lie, and they still do. Even though they are (some of them) being sued by, for example, the voting machine companies that they defamed in their insistence that somehow, Trump could have won, but for alleged and basically unsubstantiated fuckery. This is relevant to the case of one Sidney Powell especially; in that she addressed her complaint from Dominion by saying no one was supposed to take her claims literally--a thing she veers on depending upon the day and the lawsuit. Boris Epshteyn is also sticking with his lie. Giuliani will probably end up pleading the fifth over some of it, because you know he's under other investigations. And also is a liar and knows it

And I genuinely don't care what happens with Jenna Ellis, because some people only exist to catch COVID from other grifters' farts and live to tell the tale. That is a legacy I can happily assign her to. Her smug theocrat face, forever sniffing plaguefart.  And living to be told about her plaguefart face and how she did lawyering for a raw minute to try to install a fascist dictator and failed. So all that remains of her legacy is plaguefart. And her face, sniffing it. 

But who was this all for? Donald Trump--one term wonder, Covid-19 patient and perennial lawsuit profiteer.  Who is a lifelong fraud and racketeer, and so are the kids he brought up in his family business, as anyone in the NY environs could have told you since the 1980s. 

So what should we make of Ivanka and Don Trump Jr. being implicated in Trump Org fuckery? I dunno--were you not anticipating this since 2015?  Do you think they will do better than Eric Trump pleading the 5th over 500 times, just like Allen Weisselberg did? 

Anyway, the Trump family was neck-deep in legal trouble and potential debt before Donald Trump decided politics was his advocation and still are today, and Trump is weighing his unannounced slush fund campaign contributions against his announced campaign contributions accountability right now, while also considering running again as a hedge against prosecutions, because he can make the sick claim that he is being prosecuted and persecuted for political reasons. 

Do I take an adverse inference from all of that? Why yes!  I think it looks bad because it is bad and I always did. So should any reasonable human looking at Trump's various fuckeries, from tax and bank fraud, to his actual sedition.

It looks bad because it is bad. It's simply always true. And the fact that the election fuckery was fraudulent is what gives his strike farce no privilege--they were helping him do a crime--stealing an entire election. They wanted to elevate him to dictator but could help us jail; this SOB. 



Tuesday, December 21, 2021

Reality Could Be a Problem For Mike Flynn

 

Flynn's restraining order against Pelosi and the 1/6 Committee against checking his phone records sounds about right because his phone history sure has hung him up before, but I think admitting that "goddamn it, don't check into me because I'm fucked if you do" is going to fly in court any more than Trump's similar kind of claim does. Sure, you can invoke the fifth at the time of testifying as opposed to running your face, but I don't see how your circumstantial evidence should be protected. Once again, it overreaches reasonable protection to kind of invalidate the whole system of trying to investigate.

Also, part of Flynn's complaint is that he didn't really have involvement on January 6. Okay. But. January 6 had planners leading up to it, and sorry, it does look like Flynn had a lot to do with promoting the Big Lie and the January 6 rally, whether he gave a speech then and there or not. 

But just like PA Rep. Scott Perry, we're looking at people shrugging off the 1/6 Committee because they just don't feel like they want consequences. Apparently, the Committe isn't legitimate if the non-respondents just don't want to deal with them, just like the 2020 election wasn't legitimate if they didn't like the outcome. 

It's like they insist upon their own entire reality, regardless of the law. And how dare anyone try to look at facts!

UPDATE: The flawsuit was denied because of technical difficulties, but he will have another chance for the court to LOL it out of existence. 

Friday, December 10, 2021

TWGB: Sometimes You Need A National Security Emergency, Is All

 

Former Trump COS Mark Meadows might not actually be the sharpest ball in the ball pit, because damn, he seems to have incriminated himself by giving "just the tip" of information to the House January 6th Committee, because it looks like the "but her emails" crew learned nothing about properly digitally maintaining and giving over records required to be kept. Also, they may have just gotten enough to pretty much nail Meadows' involvement down, anyway. And you, know, besides all that, he did undercut himself about wanting to keep privilege about certain details by a) Writing a book and b) going on news shows to talk about just what he wasn't willing to talk about. 

And all this before he knows exactly how the courts are going to come down ultimately on the executive privilege claim--but it doesn't look great for him. Because we only have one president at a time, Trump isn't it right now, and OMG YOU ASSHOLES TRIED TO STEAL AN ELECTION. And left a detailed PowerPoint about what the fuck?

So, before I go all Stringer Bell about taking notes on a criminal conspiracy (again! because I'm pretty sure I did that reference before) I have to note there are similarities between the PowerPoint and the Claremont war games. The really hilarious things are how the PowerPoint definitely leans on the Chinese Thermostat/Italian satellite kind of conspiracy theories for what happened to give the election to Biden (instead of like, the COVID-19 disaster, the unemployment and the fucking constant drama) and relies on "a national security emergency" on or about January 6 that means the military totally has to take over. So sad!

Monday, December 6, 2021

Some Very Legitimate Business!

 


You know, it's not for me to question the ethics of a congressman who announces he's leaving the US House right about....now-ish, because he already has a really plum job lined up. It might look like he cast around for a job because his new district didn't look as friendly. Sure, some people might say that the only reason Trump wants Devin Nunes on board is their political relationship (and Nunes' abiding loyalty to Trump) but I don't know. He does have recent media experience, if you want to count trying to sue Twitter and a parody cow account

Hm. I don't know if that goes against the branding of Trump Media & Technology Group as being all about the freedom of speech, but that might be the least of the problems with anything bearing a Trump brand. 

My original take on Trump's media group is that it's got some big scam energy. Looks like that's not just me--the SEC is very interested in how this plan came together. There's good reason for it besides Trump being involved at all, but I've got to say, when you've got a twice-impeached former president who is going around still making Big Lie noises about the last presidential election, and that guy just happens to be someone who can't operate a charity anymore, ran a fraudulent "university" for six years, and has always been kind of money-laundering adjacent in his business practices--I mean, really? This guy whose Trump Organization is under indictment? Whose taxes may have been fiddled for years? 

I just have a hard time believing that really honest people would be putting their money where Trump's mouth is. It seems like the offering always was about employing the One Weird Trick of knowing when to dump out of it. But then again, some people do put their trust in Trump, I mean like Deutsche Bank--they were always willing to give the sucker a better than even break. Maybe Patrick Orlando just likes the cut of Mr. Trump's jib.

Ah, well, people do stupid things with their money I guess. The poor trusting souls, they are. 


Wednesday, December 1, 2021

TWGB: You Know He Did--The Sedition Edition

 

So, raise your hand if you are in any way surprised that Trump, the loser of the 2020 presidential election, called his stalwarts at the Willard Hotel on 1/5 trying to prevent the certification of the election from happening. Right--nobody reading this blog at this point, I would think. After all, if you read the news that Trump's bestest little 1/6 buddies at the Willard also had gotten burner phones, it really starts to look like the White House was coordinating with the rally and the rabble-rousers. And they really wanted to postpone the certification as if something else could have happened.

Like, they were hoping the Eastman memo was going to be a thing. No really, it's dumb and it also seems to check out.

This pisses me off. I totally blew the stupid alternative electors thing off at the time as being about stupid hopeful people being stupid and hopeful, and assumed the White House puffery of same was just about "keeping Pappy happy"--the bullshit geld you had to pay to stay in Orange Tyrant's good graces. But now it looks like those alternative slates were purposeful and not some random grassroots fuckery. It was totally about having those slates in play for when/if Mike Pence decided to play ball. 

Bold strategy. It's like the rules don't say Air Bud can't play basketball. So obviously, let the dog play.

Sunday, November 28, 2021

Would You Believe--Satan?

 

Now, when Kyle Rittenhouse went on Tucker Carlson's show to tell the world that his first counsellor, Lin Wood, was a goddamn money grubber, it was almost worth the attempt at reputation resuscitation being attempted right there on ye olde tv screens. After all, Lin Wood was the guy who decided that the election system was so corrupt that he basically sabotaged the Georgia Senate runoffs to ensure Democratic control of the Senate, and that's no small deal. But shit has gotten terribly real now, because Wood's injured pride has him diming out the other Q-associated grifters, and yes, this is glorious. 

Now, I obviously don't love Mike Flynn, so we are gonna start with him, because how can we not, since he is the Russian-connected goon whose digital warriors furthered Pizzagate and assorted racist memes back in 2016. Yes--goon. He thinks he's a general, but since his forced retirement he's a catspaw for whoever's paying because this chicken-chested little very much fired from the military fuck for brains doesn't understand that he sold his credibility, his honor, and damn nearly sold out his country, but is getting the unique opportunity to sink into ignominy before getting properly keelhauled. 

Wednesday, November 17, 2021

Mind-Bogglingly Batshit

It's always so tempting to believe that the kinds of people who promote, oh, weird conspiracy theories about Chinese thermometers and Italian satellites are just cynical liars who could not possibly be as dumb as the stories they tell suggest. It must, it has to be, a grift. Surely, they are laying it on thick for the murkiest-minded of marks. And yet, I've had my doubts about Powell.  She seems to have genuinely believed the CIA Director engaged in a secret mission like some kind of far-fetched television show plot. 

But it gets dumber. She wanted to obtain a "letter of marque" to I guess to do her own mission? In case the US military was too damn chicken to do it. 

Yeah. And "the Kraken" was someone who Trump and his fan club listened to and took seriously. And this person, like Mike Lindell--the My Pillow guy, Giuliani, Jenna Ellis, John Eastman and other odd characters, she seems badly broken. 

We live in the dumbest timeline.

Sunday, September 26, 2021

TWGB: Giving Away Part of the Game

 

If you listen carefully to Sidney Powell, who I will concede I think is at least in part a bit batshit, there was a plan. There was a Supreme Court Justice who was going to hear the goofy claims out. (I think this is what she's referencing. It sounds like a probable longshot.) This is how close we came, and only because Speaker Pelosi reconvened as soon as she did we were spared what some might think of as a "long national nightmare". Because Trump lost these contested states, but supposedly serious people were all in on handing an election to this guy. Yep, this guy. Sigh, this guy

Doesn't it seem a bit bold to go dropping all these names about how the coup was really about delaying things so the real heavies with government titles and all could come in and steal this thing for Trump? Well, yes and no. For one thing, if you want to keep the grift going, you have to let the marks know you mean business.

And for another thing, if it succeeded, none would dare call it treason, right? It would be perfectly legal. The judges would have said so--or so Powell would have us believe.

It is a good time, I think, for a movie recommendation. There is an absolutely great film with a stellar cast--it's Stanley Kramer's Judgment at Nuremberg. It is at once a compelling drama and a history lesson, but at the kernel of it it is a moral tale about how corruption, settling in through fear, highly partisan belief, cynicism, and more fear, leads to atrocities. And how people will tell themselves it is all for patriotism, while they are at it. 

(As a side note--you might say I am over the top in recommending this movie, but key to understanding what has been happening with Republican extremism for years rests on appreciating the demonization of "the other"--immigrants: ethnic and religious minorities; LGBTQ people, and claims that liberals are "destroying a way of life" or "replacing real America". The QAnon conspiracy theories which Sidney Powell and Mike Flynn embrace are a kind of blood libel and yes, the fantasies about how "retribution" is gained against liberals are atrocious. Shades of "The Turner Diaries." This is who the supposedly sober-sided Republican AG's and others were allying with.)
 


Wednesday, September 22, 2021

TWGB: Tell Me Lies, Tell Me Sweet Little Lies

 


I'm not actually a lawyer or anything, but when it looks like US senators who looked into the voter fraud claims entirely noped out of challenging them a la Ted Cruz or Josh Hawley, maybe they weren't good claims at all. In fact, it turns out that the Trump campaign knew that all the Dominion claims were totally bunk back in November. You know, when the election happened, before the Stop the Steal rallies and all the Elite Strike Farce lolsuits and all that. We didn't need to go through all that. It was just a time and money suck for idiots to save face and reap fundraising. 

And as far as I know, the fundraising on utter lies is still happening. So. That's a thing that MAGAs are entirely supporting. Getting bank account molested by total liars. With weekly auto-withdrawals and lies about matching funds and shit, no less. 

They knew that all the Chinese thermostat and Italian satellite stuff was bogus way back in November. But they needed time, because they had a little plan--from Claremont Institute's (and former Clarence Thomas clerk) John Eastman. We got a draft's version yesterday, but apparently, there were six pages of misguided bullshit about how, maybe, Mike Pence could have just stole this shit for Trump. Because if now now, when, and if not us, who, and also more Flight 93 Mike Anton type bullshit which I already said was basically terrorism to democracy. 

And the thing of it is, there were still members of congress on board. There really still were. Ted Cruz and Josh Hawley and so on. Were they clued in to the larger scheme? I assumed because the claims were so obviously ridiculous that they were just pulling a political stunt for the punters, but this is actually more deep than that, isn't it? I wondered about the "misdialed" calls from Giuliani and Trump to Mike Lee, apparently intended for Tommy Tuberville, and wonder. Did the White House/Trump campaign think there was already more buy-in--or where they using thug force to manipulate it?

TWGB: It's Raining Shoes!

  It certainly has been a minute, hasn't it? So, what brings me out of self-imposed blogging exile, if not something very relevant to my...