Showing posts with label george santos. Show all posts
Showing posts with label george santos. Show all posts

Thursday, December 7, 2023

The House GOP is Not Likely to Improve

 

Former Speaker of the House Kevin McCarthy is resigning his seat and will be gone at the end of the month. I can't say anything more than the simple one-line epitaph written here

McCarthy is the only speaker in history to be voted out of the job.

He's the only speaker, I believe, who needed 15 votes to get chosen as speaker and did so, in a bit of foreshadowing, having accepted that a simple vote would oust him from that role, which several of his unruly caucus were only too pleased to make. Never had anyone's speakership so underlined the perils of trying to operate with a slim margin when, in addition, you get no respect. 

He does this after another rare occurrence: the expulsion of Rep. George Santos. The drama that was the Congressman from NY's 3rd District went on for entirely too long--it probably shouldn't have even begun if political vetting were still a thing among Republicans. 

Let me help. This is someone who might be running in the special election to replace Santos:


WASHINGTON — A New York man who is running for the congressional seat previously held by George Santos was convicted this week of charges relating to the Jan. 6 riot after he testified at his trial that he didn't know Congress convened inside the Capitol.

Philip Sean Grillo, of Queens, was found guilty Tuesday of the felony charge of obstruction of an official proceeding, along with a series of misdemeanors like entering restricted grounds and disorderly conduct in a Capitol building, the Justice Department said in a news release.

See. Should someone go straightaway from allegedly not knowing Congress convened in the Capitol to working there after having illegally entered it? I think that sounds like the kind of sketchy thing the party should worry about.

Friday, December 1, 2023

Anthony DeVolder, We Hardly Knew Ya!

 

Despite the wishes of the House Gop leadership (such as they are), George Anthony Devolder Santos (and occasionally Zabrovsky) is no longer in congress. This is a damn shame for a nice boy who lost his momma at least two times from 9/11, who definitely won't be trash-talking the hell out of his former colleagues, now. 

The special election is going to be in February. Won't that be fun! 

Somehow I do not think we have seen the last of him, though.... 

UPDATE:  As Santos promised, the Festivus Airing of Grievances is upon us. 

UPDATE: Holy crap, I didn't think they'd be pitching a movie QUITE this FAST

Thursday, October 12, 2023

All Clowns, No Ringmasters

 


The GOP search for a new Speaker of the House is quite the circus--but it looks like it's all clowns and no Ringmaster. Harriet Hageman seems to think she is a rodeo clown and brought a lariat to signify this is not her first rodeo. Nancy Mace wore a scarlet A which stands for "adultery" because she helped cuck McCarthy for Jim Jordan, who Trump endorsed and who--didn't get the most votes in the GOP conference about that. She said she supported Jim Jordan because...you know, I don't care what Nancy Mace says is the reason for anything she does? 

Oh, and George Santos was hit with a superseding indictment for credit card fraud and identity theft. And because Steve Scalise wouldn't answer him on the vital issue of whether he'd be spared from an expulsion attempt from his NY delegation, he's now a "bigly" anti-Scalise guy. Nice. He's got big and bronzed ones, for sure. 

Wednesday, September 27, 2023

TWGB: Trump's Loss

 


Seems like just yesterday when Donald Trump was coming down that escalator in the iconic Trump Tower to announce his bid for the presidency, and we all heard he paid people to show up. He was already fantastically famous due to his reality tv program which depicted him as a very successful businessman, albeit with an entire fuckton of editing. The reality has always been a lot more complicated.  As in, very legally complicated. Just so, so, so complicated.  Trump was already knee-deep in litigation over Trump University--a fraud

Since then, he's had to pay $2 million and shut down his fraudulent Trump Organization charity, his business has been found liable for tax fraud, and now, in a summary judgment, NY AG Leticia James' bank fraud case against him has been substantially bolstered--Trump and his family loses their business, and Trump even parts with that golden escalator. 

Thursday, May 18, 2023

The GOP on George Santos

 


George Santos has been indicted, so the Ethics Committee (which was investigating Santos) is not doing shit.  AFAIK they defer to DOJ. So this was a "pass" on the GOP admitting that corruption offends them, which is obvious, because they support Justice Thomas being the beneficiary of billionaire support and Donald Trump despite his several indictments and potential indictments and civil trials.

There is nothing new here. The GOP decided a long time ago that the problem with Watergate was anyone ever admitting there was a problem and not all staying hush. Bill Barr organized a mass pardon for all the Iran-Contra folks. Intelligence failures and other problems that lead us into the Iraq War post-9/11 and little details like our treatment of prisoners at Gitmo, Bahram Air Base, Abu Ghraib, were swept away.  Tapes were burned, investigations quashed. 

It's been my whole life I don't trust Republicans, and frankly, I never will. For frauds and corruption little and big. Even the "good" ones lack the gunas to be great ones and try to fix their stupid, corrupt, amoral specter-infested White/Christian Nationalist ridden bullshit party. 

They can't even toss out a freshman congressman who pled guilty to stealing a checkbook in Brazil just a minute ago. 

They hype the nothingburger of a Durham report and conveniently forget everything that was in the Senate Intelligence several-volumes report on Russian interference in the 2016 election. 

They know the truth, but they can't even come clean, fix their house, expel the troublemakers. They stay loyal despite knowing they stand for shit that is dumb and wrong. Too afraid to admit the dumb wrongness. Like Nikki Haley, unable to call out Trump's sexual assault or note the challenges his various scandals pose for him. This is no way for her to challenge an opponent in a primary. Or any other creature of the GOP. Pence. DeSantis. They can't come for open corruption directly. They swim in those waters too much themselves. 

Their corruption is without bottom--and it should all be considered viable election material. What are they going to do--sue for defamation? Against the truly real things--no. They would not. 



Friday, February 10, 2023

George Santos, Again (UPDATED: And, There's Another?)

 


Does even a day--a single day--go by without some new story of this guy having ripped someone off or told some ridiculous lie? But the little details like getting charged with theft for floating bad checks to Amish puppy breeders and getting the record expunged because his checkbook was "stolen"? (Santos being a person also charged with stealing the odd checkbook himself, now and then.) He makes career criminals feel like their own lives were just wasted, and if they only had a little more gumption....

He beggars nearly every description you could think of, except for Republican congressman.

UPDATED: The story about background chameleon Anna Paulina Mayerhofer Luna is probably not going to be the same magician's hat with some new and odd thing being drawn out of it every day, but there is a certain type of person we are looking at here: shameless, malleable, concerned with being liked and not especially interested in authenticity, basically--famewhores. 

I noted somewhere on Twitter that I'm interested in George Santos--who spent about nine months in Orlanda, and the weird Florida miasma of dirty money and rampant corruption. Both Santos and Luna, for example, are "skeptical" (hostile) about aid to Ukraine. They are young are definitely working an identity politics angle. (The GOP covets a younger, more diverse face--to make a recruitment brochure photo spread like a good university might have.) They've both promoted the "rigged elections" line. (But that might just be something the kids have to do to get by in the GOP these days.)

A dive into her campaign financials might be interesting. 



Tuesday, January 31, 2023

George Santos is the GOP Poster Child

 


You know there's something wrong with a congressman when they turn down committee assignments. Is that even a thing? George Anthony Devolder Santos has turned down his committee assignments after GOP leadership went to bat justifying him getting them, because he would like to not make waves until he settles all his issues

That's amazingly optimistic. He has more issues than National Geographic. Are they going to get settled in a hot minute?

Like, take his treasurer situation. His treasurer just left.  Like, just. Left. His campaign finance statement was filed with a new guy, but at least not the "new guy" whose consent was apparently forged. The new treasurer looks to be Andrew Olson. Hopefully that's a real guy, unlike some of Santos' donors, who may or may not be real people, and may or may not have donated money to his campaign. 

That being said, I would not want to be his treasurer. And what we know of his actual funders, well, they are interesting. Like Andrew Intrader, who has also dumped money into the fight against progressive DA's, which is fun, because the people who are against progressive DAs all claim those people were put up by George Soros because of course they do. And it's true! And there is good reason for it. New approaches regarding fighting crime that are not based in nailing disadvantaged people to the fucking wall for accolades and calling it effective might get better results and be less harmful to the effected communities. 

Obviously, I care more about the possibility that these ghost donors are some kind of influence op to buy old George, who likes money a little bit a lot. They could just be simple graft, but also could be representing foreign money for some purpose. It's clearly worth our time to know and rises to the sort of thing a relatively neutered FEC should look at. 

The guy is endlessly weird, and his pathological lying seems almost funny (except that it extends, very pathologically, into his social life as well, apparently), but it certainly isn't because of what it says about our politics, and especially the politics of a certain political party. To his credit, he seems remarkably taciturn about his various woes and unravelling frauds, unlike a certain former president, who is lashing out in all directions on social media, not knowing from whence his first indictments will come. Santos doesn't know that, either, but at least he isn't being a whiny little turd about it. 

But as to the GOP response? We have Elise Stefanik, letting us know the voters were to blame for voting for the person who deceived them. But how were they to know? And who helped sell them this bill of shoddy goods, Rep. Stefanik? And are you ready to have a chat about it

Santos is a symptom, not the whole problem. Trump was a symptom, not the whole problem, too. The problem is dirty money, complacency, cowardice, and loyalty to party over any sense of duty or rectitude. And that certainly isn't getting settled over one election cycle. 

UPDATE: Which leaves out this guy and the evolution of the current GOP--the increasingly nihilistic alt-right aspect. It's sinister that the NY Young Republicans more openly embrace Proud Boys and truck with white supremacy out in the open. How Santos (clearly a performative clod) serves that agenda remains to be seen. But being a gay Brazilian racist clusterfuck certainly is one spin on identity politics for lulz, isn't it? 


Wednesday, January 25, 2023

George Santos says it's Nothing Personal (UPDATED!!!!!)

 


The New York Post reports that George Santos is now saying that the money that supposedly made its way into his campaign as a personal loan--like about a half a million dollars? Was not from him. Which makes sense, because despite his manufactured business success, he was poor just a few years beforehand.  

Is he saying where the money really did come from? No, he is not. Does that seem pretty damn sketchy? Yes, it really does.  Could we presume having a benefactor laying out large sums might unduly influence the votes of a legislator who seems to have no moral center? Sure, might could. Does Squeaker of the House Kevin McCarthy have a problem with this? (And like, the guy is going to be in so much trouble with the FEC and also probable wire fraud crimes and shit.)

Not at all. Schiff and Swalwell, sure. Deeply problematic (read: effective). But to his mind, the possibly tainted serial liar and larcenist freshman representative is not a problem. 

We know what Santos is. But what supporting Santos says about McCarthy (and also his weird fatal attraction to Marjorine Tater Grease) speaks volumes about what his leadership is about. And it's a full-body shudder from me, folks. 



UPDATED: Guess who is a sort of illiterate who expressed a funny HAHA comment about Hitler?



Yeah, me included, a lot of people were giving the benefit of the doubt with respects to his supposed white pride fingers:


Even though we knew some of his social media was giving pure trash. So, I wasn't going to say our boy was a straight up white-ish supremacist based on one little hand sign, but now I just have to say--it looks like he is to me. Serving Carl Palladino with the Michelle Obama trash talk. Also, too, the same illiterate writing quality turns up in his weak Wiki bio. If that is him. Notice also the aspirational dipshittery of wanting to be associated with Hannah Montana--and the idea that he could be a model in Vogue expressed elsewhere. Why is some of his supposedly college-educated language so poor, and once again--born in Queens or in Rio de Janeiro? Do we know for sure that we know?

His psychopathic style is like improv--always saying yes! Attempted hostage taking on 5th Ave--yes! Brain tumor--yes! Volleyball championship! OK GO! Does his campaign even have a treasurer--YES! Even though the person whose name might have been forged on paperwork says no.  That's amazeballs! Who retcons an entire whole human who can refute your bullshit into your campaign? 

And he is still a congressman! 


Tuesday, January 17, 2023

George Santos Is Full of Surprises (UPDATED)

 


So, we've covered that George Santos is a fraud, and that he is likely funded with foreign money because frauds are susceptible to manipulation. And it's been widely corroborated--he's a fraud. Backed with Russian money.  He was part of a Ponzi scheme, he's engaged in all kinds of petty theft, and he lies about his name and his family whenever he can. His access to sensitive information as part of the US Congress is just unthinkable given his pathological mendacity. 

So to hammer home in a way that gives a face to the kind of creature this is, Anthony Devolder (because that's one of the names he has gone under) pretended to help a disabled vet get help for his service dog that was riddled with cancer. And he took the money and ran.  And the dog died. 

He pretended to fundraise for a disabled vet's service dog with cancer. Does it get lower than that? He stole the money. He steals money from people and has admitted it

What's more, there seems to be a plan behind his multiple aliases--he used "Zebrosky" when he wanted to fundraise more from Jewish people. He made himself who he needed to be to perform his best grift. 

What does that mean for him as a congressman?  Well, he's going to serve on the small business committee because of all his obvious small business adjacentness, and on the science committee because of his extensive role in oil and gas development, which is an actual thing he said out loud where the people could hear. 

The FEC and whoever else is looking into this guy right now can not possibly hustle enough, McCarthy's narrow House margin be damned, if it needs to have this guy, is it worth it? He is a veritable fountain of bad news on a damn near daily basis. And to be quite frank, as a part-time Florida man, I suspect he intersects with the ghost campaign rubbish in the Gaetz et als milieux. 

I have questions. Probably more pointed ones than those that Kevin McCarthy failed to follow up on. But if you want clarity on who Santos really is, look at that cancer-ridden service dog who never got the surgery needed. 

That's who he is. An opportunist and a taker. Not anyone who needs to be in office, and someone Kevin McCarthy desperately needs to be in office to keep his bullshit Speakership. And because of all the legal entanglements, this guy is gonna be a goner anyway eventually--I would place a bet. 

I hope Kevin loses his little speakership by attrition, all these petty crooks and insurrectionists getting theirs eventually, because this insurrectionist cabal can't stand for us. And he can't stand for us either if he sticks up for them. 

UPDATE: Did you know our boy did drag? 



He also might have screwn the Russians who were investing in him and I'm not even sure how that's supposed to go. Feels extra-leverage-y.  The relationship is like, fraught

Also his mom wasn't even in the US on 9/11 so it's established he is lying about her being a victim of that.  In any context.

So that wasn't enough for a whole 'nother post, but it's only been one day! So probably we'll be learning new things about our friend George tomorrow. He just gives and gives. 

Sunday, January 15, 2023

The Fabulous Mr. Whatshisname, Future MVP

 

If you want to know why House Squeaker Kevin McCarthy is sticking with serial fabulist and likely larcenist George Anthony Devolder Santos Zabrovski, I think we need to start with the shamelessness. You know, like the shamelessness of wearing a stolen scarf to a "Stop the Steal" rally. "They did to me as they did to Donald Trump" he said with a straight face (neither his not Trump's election had been stolen) in clothes he had stolen from someone else.

That level of shamelessness is a superpower. After all, when pressed on Santos' embellishments to his resume, McCarthy said "a lot of people here in the Senate and others" had done the same thing.  It might sound shocking to admit, "Hey, we're all pretty sketchy here", but his point is plain: wouldn't being a brazen liar only help?

Let's face it, by giving Santos his support, McCarthy hopes to get loyalty from Santos, so will perform for him just the way he performed for Baruch College, leading their volleyball team to the championship on two bad knees when he didn't even go there? (He seems to have stolen that story from one of his former bosses.)

That's moxie. 

George Whatshisname will be whatever McCarthy needs. He's already changing the party's diversity profile all by himself, you know, and will be a real influencer with conservative LGB(maybe)T folks. Just the way he's obviously influenced the Jewish community with his real-ish story about his ancestors that never happened. 

And let's talk experience. This is a man that already knows all about checks and balances. Like, if you steal checks, don't try to draw more on them than the account balances. He's really made an impression on NY local politicians--and it looks like he's made an even bigger one on local donors! (Click those last two lovely links--he's part of a very sleazy "only in the GOP" apparatus that doesn't blow the whistle on shady candidates and may even prefer them--and that treats its donors like an ATM with inauthentic repeat credit card drafts).

We all wait with baited breath to see what Santos does for his party next to reward McCarthy for his trust. Because trusting this guy seems to have gone so well for others!


Wednesday, December 28, 2022

I Feel Bad for Fatima Devolder

 


I don't know much about George Santos' mother other than what fact-checkers have had to debunk. Above, I posted a screenshot of two Tweets from George Santos about his mother's passing: that her life was claimed by 9/11 and that she had died in 2016. This doesn't strike me as so necessarily conflicted--of course, people who were near Ground Zero succumbed, even years later, due to disease from the toxic fallout of the rubble. If she contracted cancer from that, however later, it is just as much a case of 9/11 claiming her life as if she had passed when the Towers fell. 

Only--Santos says she was an executive working at a major financial institution, and it appears she was actually a domestic worker or home health aide. So how was she even there? Was she?

We can question whether his need for assistance with the burial matches his bio--and I will say, I believe he had financial problems.  I can see with my own eyes the struggle was real. But why did he have to lie so much about his mother? 

He concocted from nothing at all a story about her family and variously said she was from Belgium, or that her ancestors were Ukrainian Jews with the family name "Zabrovsky". He said his mother fled socialism in Belgium (which is not a socialist country) and also that his Ukrainian Jewish forebears fled the Holocaust because of socialism (because the whole "First they came for the socialists" thing is entirely lost on people whose life of the mind is entirely constructed of fables). 



George Santos, Caucasian, Jew-ish and Black (because he claims Angolan ancestry via his father) never seems to think his own story is good enough. Or that his own mother's story was good enough. He name-checks the Holocaust, 9/11 and even fabricated employees that died in the Pulse shooting as if only major events give meaning to one's life. 

His actual story, as a first-generation American who had a loving mother who protected him even though he was a check-stealing shit back in Rio de Janeiro, was not enough. That he now pretends he made a fortune just a minute ago in something he refers to as "capital introduction" can only make us wonder who introduced this ne'er-do-well to the kind of capital that finances a successful congressional campaign--and investigators are gonna be on it. (I always suspect Russians but Dark Money is a real thing, too.)

His lies about who he is and who she was fall around her--unable to say one word because she isn't alive to say her piece.  But I think she deserved better. Who she actually was should have been enough. 

UPDATE: Is he a chronic liar because he had a brain tumor or did he have a brain tumor because he's a chronic liar? 



How the whole hell?  I mean, how the whole hell? 

 

TWGB: It's Raining Shoes!

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