Showing posts with label alex jones. Show all posts
Showing posts with label alex jones. Show all posts

Monday, July 15, 2024

And We Never Mention 1/6 Again?

 

Donald Trump was shot at. I guess. Luckily, he only got a bloody ear out of it. One Trump fan died protecting his children. It's a terrible thing. A 20-year-old registered Republican with an AR-15 climbed up to a shed roof, was not stopped by local law enforcement, and fired in the direction of the stage.

That's very certainly a terrible thing. We have a problem with gun violence in this country. Senseless deaths and horrific injuries occur all the time. 

The knee-jerk response of many Trump Republicans was to immediately blame "The Left", President Biden, DEI, CRT, the Jews and Ukraine, because all the money intended for the Secret Service apparently went to missiles and now they have to hire dumb girls, or something. That's right, before they even knew who the shooter was or had any idea why he was shooting (which we still don't know).

Oh, and one more thing: we better not criticize Fearless Leader or bring up January 6th ever again. 

Needless to say, that's not something I'm about to do. Donald Trump getting shot at isn't going to make him a better person and this shooting certainly doesn't cancel out what happened on January 6th. I still believe he has no business being president and the reckless lying about election fraud that led up to the massive violence of that day, the bloodshed, the Confederate flag being led through the Capitol, the violence intended to our political system. is something the Republican party must atone for--

Monday, June 3, 2024

MTG is Showing her Panties Again

 

Behold, Marjorie Taylor Greene, 
conspiracy theorist, drama queen, 
lacking attention and growing bored 
decided SHE WOULD NOT BE IGNORED!

So, she decided to pick some bones
(using crap she got from Alex Jones)
with Dr. Fauci--it wasn't pretty.
her duel of wits unarmed, a pity!

She subjects herself to ridicule
with a grasp of facts so miniscule
that in a feckless hunt for witches
she revealed herself the worst of--

people to have ever been in congress!

She made the hearing a total farce
because she had to show her arse,
all to earn her soggy potato chip. 


Wednesday, October 12, 2022

You Can't Wring the Truth out of Alex Jones

 


Today, a jury decided that Alex Jones' did about a $1 billion worth of damage to grieving families by maliciously lying about them repeatedly over the airwaves, costing them their piece of mind, safety, health, financial security--he just basically made money by opening his lying trash mouth over and over again to call these people liars over, of all things, the brutal tragic deaths of their children. 

For his part, Alex Jones says that he hasn't got the money--he's bankrupt. He swears they will never see a cent as he fundraises. He fundraises so he can continue to do the work of--lying his face off. 


Now, I am a firm believer that if you are such a demented fuckmuppet that you can completely understand that this man perpetrated a politically biased and wholly made-up campaign of lies that ruined the lives of innocent, grieving people and still support Jones that you basically should by all means be hosed of your money. I also believe that if you somehow still and all believe in Alex Jones' lies, there are worse things you could be doing with your money, because by GOD! you are a sick one, aren't you! And I am a believer that somehow, someway, the law will attach the properties of one Alex Jones and alleviate him of his ill-grifted valuta, bankruptcy proceedings or no.  I think one court might take a dim view of being used to circumvent the purposeful findings of another. 

What can't be adequately done, however, is wring the truth out of this monster, and worse yet, you can't wring it out of the kind of monsters who support his lying. 

Now--this man has said demented things that no person in their right mind should be capable of believing, because just a basic awareness of the workings of the world should militate against it. Things like weather machines and actual public figures being part of a ring of demonic pedophiles is an awful lot to choke down for someone who has their head on straight. He says purposefully horrific things all the time for attention.  For clicks and likes and people following him to hear more crazy shit. The idea that there are people who like what he says and then go ahead and believe it gags me with biggest of all possible spoons. 

Jones apologists can pretend this man apologized and disavowed what he said. If he truly felt remorse in anyway, his shenanigans regarding the two court cases (with one to come) would have been utterly different, but instead, he used his time to whine, rage, complain, bitch that he was being shut up and silenced for his truth--not facing the consequences of actual lies, told by him, that he recognized as such and felt any way about. He can't have that both ways. 

The problem for the right wing is, they legitimized this huckster. But why not? Trump, of Trump University and the Trump Foundation, both found to be frauds, wouldn't see any wrong in Jones. Tucker Carlson seems to aspire to be Glenn Beck and Alex Jones' circle jerk spank rag baby. And Steve Bannon literally still has a following of the kind of tools who donated money to Build a Wall that was supposed to be built by either Mexico or US tax dollars and was never going to be built with their money (that went to yachts and whatnots). They aren't just his supporters--they are his kith, kin and kind!

Saturday, August 6, 2022

CPAC: Mining the Kampf

 


Oh, look!, It's the Walkaway stool pigeon Brandon Straka, who gave considerable help to the DOJ and is now doing performance art.  Also too, we can see the dear motherly comforter Marjorie Taylor Greene. She should have anointed his feet with spikenard and rubbed it in with her double-processed hair while she was at it. 

If anyone thought the Viktor Orban shit was going to be the principal shame of CPAC 2022.2: Fascism Boogaloo (no, actually....) Why no! It's the attempt to recycle the insurrectionists into martyrs (yeah, they love martyrs, these guys) and blame the FBI and DOJ and the 1/6 Committee for thinking a whole violent episode to try and overthrow the government is something worth prosecuting. (Rep. Andy Biggs suggested defunding the DOJ which is definitely "Defund the police" if I ever heard it.)

Every conservative who faces any kind of accountability is automatically a victim. Alex Jones is supposedly a victim. Trump is a victim. Everyone at CPAC is unfathomably stricken and can barely stand all their various oppressions. 

Rick Scott thinks the liberals are the real book burners. They aren't actually burning any books, while neo-Nazis are closing libraries, but whatever. Ted Cruz explores kiss my ass's gender as being outside of the binary by proclaiming kiss my ass's neo-pronouns as "kiss my ass". Kiss my ass has decided that "kiss my ass" better describes the entire vibe of kiss my ass's gender expression, which is neither male nor female but definitely has a whole lot to do with ass. (All across this land, English teachers are weeping because the previously understood definition of pronoun, it is no more.)  Matt Schlapp is also Team Fuxxor the Binary, considering USAself to be USA/USA's. I'll try to honor that. 

USA's partner, Mercy, has shown her quality to be strained. This whole event is a showcase of grievance, racism, and grifting.  And for what it's worth, if you thought you saw Nick Fuentes there, CPAC says you did not.  (Just like TPUSA, one never admits groping with groypers.) 

I will refrain from asking where is a ginormous meteor or sudden sinkhole when our idiot culture deserves one but look at these sideshow geeks. Just take them all in, in all their pugnacious and howling glory. Or at any rate, their salacious and growling gloryholes, where they pleasure their political id as if we can't see what they are up to. 

They are talking up their 1/6 antics etc. to themselves.  From the outside, how weird and cultish that seems! We should never fail to deride these bitter pitiful people. And never let them arise from their mental cells to strike out at our democracy like they did on 1/6 again. 

Thursday, August 4, 2022

TWGB: World of Discovery

 

Now, I have a guaranteed break-even strategy regarding gambling that has never failed at me not losing money--I don't bet. That's one way to never lose. The TrumpWorld folks aren't me, a working-class kid with a tenuous middle-class existence in adulthood. They are whales, machers.  They live whole lives of fucking around without the guarantee of finding out. They gamble. They risk a whole country. That's why I write about TrunpWorld, in part--the fascination for how they think. 

So, you all know about Alex Jones' phones and the specter of some "intimate conversation" with Roger Stone? (Yes, I had to do a third-eye wash to not see the word "intimate" and "Roger Stone" together and be like "Ewwwwwww." It's probably way more like Stone's entirely not weird caught on documentary video conversation with Matt Gaetz about pardons than the way my brain tried to interpret "intimate".)  Yeah, I think there's more there though. There's supposedly two years worth of communications, and it's not like Jones is in the Secret Service and has the incriminating bits extremely intentionally wiped, right? 

The worst thing about a conspiracy is that the people in on it have to communicate to keep their cover-up alive. Is that why Trump isn't supposed to talk to Mark Meadows anymore? This is a reasonably fraught thing--it might very well legally benefit Mark Meadows to shrive himself before the DOJ or the 1/6 committee, but there is hardly anything in this world Trump loves like he loves loyalty tests and witness tampering. 

It's clear that Trump's current legal team understand the circle is tightening. Former White House Counsel Pat Cipollone has been subpoenaed by a federal grand jury regarding his knowledge of events re: 1/6, and claims of executive privilege regarding Trump are basically really slim. Trump is not president and preserving his time in office is a campaign goal, not an official task of the executive office. 

And then there's the funny old thing about the revelation that Trump DOJ lawyer (oddly working on behalf of the Trump campaign) John Eastman was still looking for the very elusive proof of the voter fraud that didn't exist weeks after 1/6.  He was also looking to get paid. This is so amateur. Trump believes he should be defended because his cause is always sanctified and is its own reward because he is who he is, and I don't know how Eastman (or Giuliani, or anyone else) failed to notice that. Also, too, Eastman and Giuliani and other lawyers never did get pardons, because like a Trump wife or girlfriend, he expects his lawyers to get themselves off. 

But while Eastman never secured a pardon, it's pretty clear people thought his plot was probably legally contentious if not treasonous. They knew it was wrong in Arizona.  They knew it was wrong in Wisconsin

Even Trump's 1/6 rioters know the buck should stop with him. It's his "privileged" associates who are late to understanding their legal jeopardy in all this. 

Trump is at the center of this, and it's his party, and he should cry if he wants to, but all signs point to his culpability. And if he doesn't get served, boy, I don't know. I just don't.  But I don't like what that implies. 


Wednesday, August 3, 2022

Couldn't Happen to a Nicer Scumbag

 


Ok, it's delightful that Alex Jones' lawyers "accidentally" dropped the contents of Jones' phones for the last couple years into the laps of the opposing counsel which Jones clearly didn't want to do even though he kinda shoulda. and while I really want to stand around and bask in the idea that maybe after being exposed to the toxic little ass-breathing amphibious waste product Jones is, his lawyers decided their client was too stupid to give their full unalloyed support to and decided to sabotage him by just letting him go out and do him, but I guess I should put my serious face on and say "my word how sad it is his personal data got so badly mishandled."

BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! 

They knew opposing counsel had access to proof their client was perjuring himself right there because they gave it to them, and their client apparently was clueless. I need to believe they told him to shut up instead of lying his ass off umpteen times already and they already recognized he could not do that. And instead of letting him know they oopsed his lifestory out into the world, they just said, "This manchild will receive a lesson." And they will I guess fall back on maybe since their best strategy was a mistrial, maybe their backup was incompetent counsel. (Whoops, this is civil right? For now. Heh heh, they still are getting paid.) 

I am not a lawyer. And maybe that helps me truly appreciate the idea that Jones will try to get this thrown out or appealed or whatever, and pretend his financial statements didn't disclose how much serious bank he made from depraved indifference to other people's safety and welfare, but he has already put himself in such crazy personal jeopardy by associating with the events of 1/6, for example, touting his (family-owned) possibly not FDA approved supplements and boasting in texts that he could sell his little sheepies dick pills if he liked, and fucking about with declaring bankruptcy when he has money, he just doesn't care to part with.

Oh and family court. He's also got an issue too with family court because his ex lost custody of their children but he's got some potential criminal issues now. 

So no matter what happens with this case, which after so much running of his mouth regarding the plaintiffs, the judge and the jury (WHY!!!???) is gonna be like, "take all his recess nickels and flay his hide for mites", he will still be in deep shit for the foreseeable. 

I guess that makes today a pretty good day, schadenfreude-wise. It really truly does. 

(And yet this dirty little shitbrick still has fans. Rabid ones. Amazeballs.)

UPDATE: And the dirty little shitbrick is paying close to $50 million based on this trial, which is just the first of a handful of trials he has upcoming. It looks like he'll get his flaying in full measure and at an uncomfortable pace, which sounds about right. 

Tuesday, November 16, 2021

Alex Jones and the Horrific Lie

 


The Sandy Hook mass murder took place December 14, 2012.  It doesn't even feel that long ago. I remember the thing that broke me about it was thinking about all those little kids that close to Christmas and how that was going to be the anniversary for some families--thinking about their little kids and the presents they never got to open. Just every damn year. It should be unthinkable, but it wasn't unbelievable, because post-Columbine, mass shootings just kept happening. West Nickel Mines. Red Lake. Virginia Tech. 

But Alex Jones told a horrific lie about the Sandy Hook families. He said that the mass shooting never took place and they were crisis actors. What these families have gone through was extraordinary.  They suffered a horrific tragedy, and were persecuted for it on the basis of absolute liars and scoundrels saying their tragedy was a lie. 

Their loss of their children was called a lie. Can you imagine the horror? Wishing your kid was alive and you could hold them and being called a fake and threatened by online assholes who just didn't want to believe the objective truth of your life? 

Like me, like a normal person, the US president at the time, Barack Obama, cried talking about that loss, and was pilloried by conservatives for having normal human feelings. Alex Jones lied about that event and was rewarded by interviews with 2016 GOP candidate Trump and a continued listenership of extremely dumb people who never noticed that he was always wrong and also selling them stuff. He's a chubby little dude in his forties who looks sixty and sells vitamins because obviously. Look at him! Such vigor! Such angry abusive ex-husband who shouldn't have custody energy! Such eventually gonna help do an insurrection for clicks and clout kind of guy. Sure. Who doesn't want that? 

Yet he still has fans. He's a disgusting caricature of the worst kind of bloodsucker--but he's been made a mostly acceptable part of conservative media because of the Trump connection and because no one over on that side seems to give a shit about right and wrong anymore. They can't stake their vampires, stop their zombies, even acknowledge the monsters on their side are monsters. 

What Alex Jones has used his platform to do has been monstrous. He demonized people suffering a great loss, the kind that stays with one for life. Whatever financial price he pays (it won't ever be right) isn't enough. Had he decency, he would stop broadcasting lies. Had his listeners decency, they would stop wanting to hear them. 

But we don't live in the world where the people who like Alex Jones get why he's a scumbag, and we don't live in a world where scumbags naturally repent. So I hope he loses his ability to do his stupid show because it's a financial hardship and his followers go do something else. Fucking snort bathsalts and wrestle alligators. I don't know if I even care. 

I do, though. How did anyone get so warped as to call the families of murder victims out as liars and treat them so horrifically because of lies any critical thinking would have easily disposed of? This inability to think first, this lulling by platformed liars--we need to tell the people they must truly think about the things they think about. But like leading a horse to water--how do we make them think? 


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