You know, I would have bet anything that being Donald Trump's vice president, if nothing else, would involve eating a lot of shit. After all, he did try to get the last guy lynched. That said, I realized that JD Vance was just the guy for the job. Try to spin Trump's oddball pronouncements into something normal. Be willing to do anything for love of Trump. It's not that I like JD Vance--far from it.
It's just that he has a very particular set of skills.
So when Elon Musk has a racist manboy resign over making some very racist social media posts, we can see JD Vance fix his purty mouth to do that thing he does:
He "obviously disagrees" with the idea that marrying outside of your race is abhorrent and anti-Indian hate should be normalized--I assume? So says the JD Vance bio. But this is a kid, and his social media activity is "ruining a kid's life?"
A 25-year-old posted that last year, player.
The blame has been shifted from the "kid" who posted that he was a racist before it was "cool" and onto the journalist who pointed it out. Apparently, the real racism is knowing what a thing looks like when you see it. And as for the blame for JD Vance, he doesn't know a thing when he sees it at all, at all.
Has the wool been pulled over the luxuriously lashed eyes of JD Vance?
Bitch, he sheared the sheep and knitted the blindfold himself.
He didn't just defend this fully-grown kid, he kept at it like it was his job. (And it is!)
Racist trolls on the internet don't threaten his kids. The people with Nazi flags in Cincinnati don't threaten his kids--he's the Vice-President of the United States! He feels like his kids are not threatened--and fuck anyone else's kids, too. Real racists exist. They hurt real people in real life. Real racist laws hurt brown-skinned kids--but he feels like his are exempt. And they probably are.
And you are a whiny child who needs to grow up if you don't suck racist dick and load your plate up with racist shit every day.
JD Vance thinks eating shit, particularly racist shit, every day, is his job. It's your job, too. He gets his clean plate at the all you can eat racist shit buffet and fills it up. And goes back for seconds, thirds, fourths....
I'm as blue-eyed as Jimmy Donuts over here, and I will tell you there is some shit I will not eat. And I will not kiss a Nazi rag. And I would never instruct my babies to kiss it either, especially if they were not blonder than me, nor would I want them to be anything but brave. It's easy for me to say not having any kids--it should be easier for him, having them and looking in their faces every day.
Great job, though, JD--for the definition of the job you have! Vice-President. Under Trump. Way under.
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