TWGB: Would You Buy a Watch from this Man?

 

So, obviously this thing where Trump is selling watches is a part of the "Trump campaign as business plan" ethos that the media doesn't quite know what to do with. It's at least as good as the NFT racket. It's better than the Trump DC Hotel racket, that Trump even found a new way to lose money at. 

We might not be able to really talk about things like the $10 million that flowed to Trump (allegedly) from Egypt in 2016, probably, or even fully investigate his business interests in China. But we could definitely ask why he's got the Mrs. out here pounding her book (which he hasn't read), her jewelry line, and fucking Chreestmas ornaments as a kind of Trump "lifestyle brand". 

Is this what serious people do? Like, if people can't afford bacon and eggs, is this really how you demonstrate solidarity with them? 

So, here's the thing--back in 2017, Trump trotted out a lawyer and like a pallet of blank paper in file folders to pretend he divested from his businesses, and LOL, no he did not do that. But dipstick MAGA  brainwashed cult members will tell you all about what he gave up to be president. That's right MAGA--he never did spend most of his time between Trump Tower, Bedminster and Mar-a-Lago. He wasn't still CEO of Trump Org when he was directing the payment of hush money from the White House. He didn't direct funds to his various properties from the US government whenever possible. 

Or--of course all that happened, what is wrong with you? Trump uses everything and everybody to enrich himself and based on his bankruptcies, he's actually bad at it. And by the way, here is him now:

Trump: Joe Biden became mentally impaired. Kamala was born that way. She was born that way. And if you think about it, only a mentally disabled person could have allowed this to happen to our country. pic.twitter.com/v6Yo6uINp5

— Acyn (@Acyn) September 28, 2024

Here is a failing mentality suggesting that the woman of color that is his opponent and who has been kicking his behind is somehow mentally impaired. It's a projection and another way to see Trump as hating disabled people and ascribing supposed bad traits to his opponents because he can't handle challenges. He is weak. And when he feels threatened, he lashes out in ridiculous ways, because he is a ridiculous person.

So let's say someone is thinking of "investing" with a Trump watch--I guess you could shoot your cuff in His Presence and let him know you purchased a full ride whenever you meet up with him, if there's a potential "ask" in your future. Or you could realize when a certain "good" is seriously overvalued and that he is unikely to be able to execute anything for you because here he is, inept and rambling, past it and pissed off, a grifter at the end of a fraying rope.  

(Overpriced like his #DJT stock which rallied a little after the news that one of the founders divested a huuuuuuge amount of stock. How does that happen? Think of other words that rhyme with Trump.)

Could he fail up to the presidency again? Maybe. Would he be moved to do anything for your dumb ass once there? Would his handlers let him? 

Do you want to gamble at the floating dice game that is Trump's life post several casino bankruptcies? 

It's a reasonable question.