JD Vance: “Yes, buddy. Want some eggs? Let's talk about eggs. Because these guys [pointing to his kids] actually eat about 14 eggs every single morning."
— Republicans against Trump (@RpsAgainstTrump) September 22, 2024
So weird pic.twitter.com/hHc4BP23Qs
He doesn't trust his kid to act normal in public. He accuses his kids of eating 14 eggs every morning. He is clearly not in a supermarket, but like a bodega. He holds up a two-dozen pack of eggs while talking about the price of a dozen eggs and gets it wrong by a dollar. Because the signage says so.
There used to be a phrase about the "natural aristocrat". People who just rose to the top because in a meritocratic society, their little light would shine.
I do not believe Senator Vance represents this thought. He's actually a pathologically lying dickhead. He will look dead ass into the face of the facts and lie about shit anyway even if you see the proof right behind him.
Just like he's still lying about the dogs and cats in Springfield even when Schoedinger's snack was found alive and well in a basement. Let's not talk too much about this chicken and egg him on, but seriously, were we supposed to not notice?
Of course we weren't, but he thinks most people are dumber than him because look where he is now!!
Can't wait to find out what Peter Theil has next in store for him. Maybe even cashier.
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He's so hostile to his children. If he's not telling them to "shut the f up" or calling them plague carriers, he's complaining about how expensive they are to feed. What a father.
So much this--if they are giving value to his life, he has a funny way of showing it.
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