It doesn't have to mean "remarkably good"--and it doesn't. Maybe he meant it that way.
But it was "remarkable" in the sense of being appallingly racist, sexist, stupid and self-inflating. A projection of blame onto other people as both a deflection and a cover-up for suborned insecurity. Duffy has his ass to kiss, and he did fine.
And I don't care, because what followed was astonishingly typical and horrific. Trump blamed DEI (which seems to mean "people of color" in Trump's mind) and Biden for what happened, because he wants to speculate about who to blame and is uniquely incapable of either knowing his role or shutting his hole.
On behalf of Generation X, I apologize for Sean Duffy. Being a sell-out Boomer ass-kisser was certainly a choice, and one he didn't have to make. I guess that's just the way the Reality Bites. Some of us still keep it real, though--and here's my opinion on Trump.
Trump's whole life is people kissing his ass. Fox News obviously kisses his ass. Newsmax kisses his ass. CBS kisses his ass, ABC kisses his ass, GOP kisses his ass, Zuckerberg kisses his ass. New York Times kisses his ass, Washington Post kisses his ass, CNN kisses his ass. Trump's ass has been kissed so much that when his ass stops being kissed for even a minute, he suddenly feels how chapped it is from all the ass-kissing, and demands the ass get kissed some more.
His ass is sore. But that's what it's for. Kiss it more.
This is unsupportable. Can 350 million Americans kiss one ass? Can 8 billion people worldwide?
Of course not. Not even Trump, in all of whatever passes for his wisdom, can make his ass big enough to accommodate all the ass-kissing he needs to survive the megalomania he seems to have.
Elon Musk cannot make an ass-kissing machine that kisses adequate ass.
Jeff Bezos cannot procure the resources for the adequate ass-kissing.
Mark Zuckerberg cannot gather enough faces to kiss that ass.
A quantum computer, running parallel equations across the multiverse, running into infinite universes according to the Many Worlds Theory, well into the septillions, would never find adequate mouths to kiss the ass Trump requires for optimal performance, across the many strange species and minds that such a diversity of ass-kissers would perforce include.
And Trump, being a parochial bigot, wouldn't even LIKE those foreign ass-kissing MOFOS--he would take the ass-kissing though, because his Ass. Needs. Kissing.
And also, even though the only thing White people are better at than other folks is getting sunburns, he thinks White Supremacy is great because he happens to be White. I'm White too, and I won't kiss his ass because I bet his ass tastes like ASS.
I reserve this mouth for the people I love. That is my prerogative. I encourage other people to reject the perpetual Trump Gluteal Osculation Engine project. It only serves the specific purpose of one, actually obsolete, individual. And will be replaced by another ass-kissing object if we don't cancel this kind of profound misplaced use of resources.
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