The Oversight Committee's Essential Business--Hunter Biden's Cock.

 

The job of the Oversight Committee is, per their web page: 

Our mission statement is to ensure the efficiency, effectiveness, and accountability of the federal government and all its agencies. We provide a check and balance on the role and power of Washington - and a voice to the people it serves. 

Genuinely good government requires a commitment to expose waste, fraud, and abuse. We ultimately report to hard working taxpayers to ensure their investment in government is spent effectively, efficiently, and transparently. 

We identify problems, shine light on the situation, and propose reforms to prevent abuses from being repeated.

And this is somehow why this body grilled former Twitter employees about why there was a 24-hour suppression of a story that people could still see outside of Twitter, and also why pictures of naked Hunter Biden were taken down at the request of the Biden campaign. Look back up at that mission statement. They are supposed to be looking at waste, fraud, and abuse in the federal government. And they are instead looking into how a corporation might have blocked a story favorable to Trump's political campaign? How does that protect the American taxpayer from government abuse?

Ha! It doesn't! This hearing was actually about using the House process (funded by taxpayer dollars) to further Republican conspiracy theories--an actual example of waste, fraud and abuse. Literally doing the thing the committee is supposed to expose. And yet, ironically, it was exposed! Or to quote Rep. Gery Connolly: “My, my, my. What happens when you hold a hearing, and you can’t prove your point?”

Because they didn't prove anything other than sometimes posts get taken down because they violated the Twitter TOS and sometimes users get booted for the same reason. Governments censor, private businesses have rules. But it was revealed the Trump White House was trying to censor posts, like the one where Chrissy Teigan called Trump a "pussy ass bitch."   Clearly because that was a top clearance national security secret.  (Hahahaha--Trump doesn't care about those. Also he's a pussy ass bitch.) And now this is a part of the congressional record, so thanks, House GOP, for making this happen. 

But for me, the neatest thing was finding that Trump himself seemed to have been following what was going on, even if he seemed really confused about what he was seeing:

The Twitter hearing revealed no such thing. Regardless of very mean and maybe inebriated Clay Higgins threatening the former Twitter employees with prison for rigging the election, which believe it or not, came after this post from Trump on Truth Social. Wow. 

Now, I have been watching this evolution in the ever-changing story of how Trump did not win the 2020 election, and it seems that we have moved past the Italian satellites, Venezuelan voting machines, North Korean ballots, Chinese thermostats, and German servers stage of making shit up, to finally suggesting that one story about the Biden family and possible corruption, inappropriately suppressed for a whole 24 hours, destroyed Trump's hopes of a second term. 

 The fate of Trump's presidency was balanced on the tip of Hunter Biden's penis. 

If Republicans were not free to revenge porn the private correspondence of Joe Biden's civilian family member, obviously, Trump was not going to win. Not because the SOB was playing footsie with Putin, writing love letters with Kim Jong Un and had already gotten impeached trying to gin up a Hunter Biden story by extorting the leader of Ukraine. Because he couldn't get any milage from a stolen laptop and the stuff that might have been on it. 

This is exactly why Hunter Biden is not playing games with these bitches. 

This is also why Project Veritas might be booting little Jimmy O'Keefe over how they fucked up by promoting Ashley Biden's stolen diary. For a jolt of irony, part of Project Veritas' statement on that says: 

“There are 65+ employees at Project Veritas dedicated to continuing the mission to expose corruption, dishonesty, waste, fraud, and other misconduct in both public and private institutions,” the statement read. “To our supporters: We hear you, we care about you, and we will never give up.”

Whatever, you assholes. Like I've been saying, the conservative movement is basically top to bottom fraud.  They went after Joe Biden's family. His family. For political benefit. They still want to do that. They are contemptible and there's nothing they are more worthy of than mockery and infamy. 

UPDATE: Bannon, Stone and Giuliani better hold on to their correspondence, their texts and their butts, because they may be in some trouble.