Oh, Canada. I'm Sorry.

 

Canada fought alongside the U.S. in World War Two, the Korean War and in Afghanistan post-9/11. In Afghanistan, they did some of the hardest, frontline duty of any U.S. ally and suffered more than 150 killed in action. The antagonizing of a neighbor and longtime treaty partner… https://t.co/zKefr2LI74

— Jim Sciutto (@jimsciutto) December 17, 2024

I mean, I didn't vote for the guy, but while I tried to caution against it, somehow we still got him and he's a stupid, insulting, know-nothing brat who doesn't understand the value of our close relationship. He's a fucking obvious rude ugly American jackass, and we should really be better than this. You all have given so much. Michael J. Fox. John Candy, rest his soul. And pretty much the best bits of SCTV and all of Kids in the Hall! And letting our film crews sometimes pretend Vancouver is part of the US, which, let's face it, we wish!

Dan Ackroyd, basically an international treasure. I'm pretty sure the trend of pairing maple things with bacon things would not exist without Canada, that's for sure. The science teacher who runs the Bunsen, Beaker and Bernoulli account on Twitter. And of course, you know, our shared vision of democracy and the wars we've generally fought together. We've been through a lot like some kind of Corsican twins where one is a dissolute nationalist jagoff and the other is, you know, Canada, and frankly, "Murdoch Mysteries" is better than a lot of our shows here because we just don't "do" historical, because US Americans don't read. So, most of us only know Anne of Green Gables through your tv productions. 

I forgot where exactly I was going with this, but I support Christie Freeland over my imaginary Canadian boyfriend if one of the things she wants to do is make Trump eat fresh financial hell. and try to roll him because I suspect my country won't suffer--Trump's ego will. 

And he'll make a "brilliant deal" to eat it.  You stand firm for yourselves, and I don't think you'll actually be in the wrong. 

As Red Green said, "We're all in this together."