Friday, December 20, 2024

Ask Not for Whom the MAGA Bell Tolls

 


When Catturd et als on the Twitter are planning for Speaker Moses to step down or get stepped on, I guess I'm going to be pretty basic to the Asics about it--THE GURLS ARE FIIIIIIYYYIIYIIYITINGGGGG!!!! I am so glad I did my nails for this. Park me in the front row, let me see! I got my fan in my bag because this church is heated. God is GOAT and prayers are heeded. 

But no, actually this is really bad. Somehow, we have stupid little children at the wheel of the shortbus that is GOP-led Congress, because there is no adult running the show or at the wheel. Musk encouraging maximum returns to wealthy shareholders and fucking up plans for actually doing good things for people like funding cancer research and all that IS this administration's actual ethos. Trump the King, and his Regent, Elon, chose this kind of legislative ain;t shitness. Musk lies and tries to manipulate the process because he is a dumbass. This is real work that shouldn't be SPUN.

And they think somehow, some way, Democrats are supposed to get in line and save their pretend-mandate asses to preserve the economy, so Trump gets into office under ideal conditions that he absolutely did not create?

Huh!

Have you seen what happened to the stock market since Trump rang his little bell:


Daddy's Home. 


We remember what Trump shutdown meant during his first stupid-ass term: 


This is a MAGA problem and Democrats don't have to own shit about it.  Republicans have been used to getting their asses bailed out for too long. Let them own every little bit if this. They are not shit, can't do shit, never were worth shit, and are lead by King Shit and Shit Regent of Biggest Pile of Shit imaginable, and are going to primary anyone who tries to apply real conservatism or critical thinking to this already FUBAR'd situation. Like Chips Ahoy, or whatever. Just pure future of clusterfuckery, as promised, and gaining an early delivery. 

I don't even mind this for the GOP. It's just that we all communally get this government that is a fucking shame. 


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Ask Not for Whom the MAGA Bell Tolls

  When Catturd et als on the Twitter are planning for Speaker Moses to step down or get stepped on, I guess I'm going to be pretty basi...