TWGB: I Deserve a Break Today

 

Have you ever disassociated so hard you imagined that your parasocial enemy was suddenly some fat senior citizen cosplaying a service job because he wanted desperately to snow people into thinking he wasn't an elitist silver-spoon buttercup but could totally ball behind the french fry thing at a fast food restaurant because he had poor people job FOMO? and ...

What the whole entire fuck? 

So, this is how dumb this is-he got jealous that Kamala Harris said she worked at Mickey D's because it radiated working class steez, and decided he had to front competence with service jobs to win back the broke people. So he went to the Philadelphia suburbs to a McD franchise and was just entire Marie Antoinette being a milkmaid for a bit. 

I mean it worked so well for her, right?  Why can't elitists subsume laborious skins for such amusements? 

He looked like a fat disaster in a staged bit of bullshit because it was a staged bit of bullshit. He was hand-holded to not catch his own pants on fire and never dealt with real customers because they lined up Trump supporters--it was an entire closed show.  And he didn't pair his little stunt with some let's raise the minimum wage energy or let's not tax broke people--he just did the thing for a stunt and went on his merry way. 

He explicitly didn't do work. As in, it wasn't a work but pure shoot. It's like the stunt was to pretend the job of serving people was so easy even broken-brain Trump could do it--and he didn't.  I am so sorry for the franchiser who thought this was a good thing except I'm....not really? And this man should have had a hairnet.

Anyway, this was after a genuinely messed-up Fox News Interview where Trump called Democrats enemies of the people but suggested Russia and China and North Korea maybe were not? 

Trump on North Korea, China, and Russia:

“The so-called enemies…They might not be enemies.”
pic.twitter.com/LvZSwNOrKS

— Republican Voters Against Trump (@AccountableGOP) October 20, 2024

I'm not sure what level of regular guy cosplay is supposed to cover up for his thinking US citizens are enemies because of their exercise of freedom of speech, but actual enemies inimical to our supposed foreign policy goals are suddenly really interesting because Trump is a gimbus who wants to be part of the dictator superfriends club.  

Anyway, this is sad now, as Trump is disinhibited and just says whatever :

Trump: "I've done cognitive tests, I've done them twice and I aced both of them, and the doctor in one case said I've never seen anybody ace them. They've never seen anybody ace them." pic.twitter.com/s5a2DZW5GE

— Republican Voters Against Trump (@AccountableGOP) October 20, 2024

Ooooookaaaaayyyy. Anyways, what the bottom line seems to be is Person woman man camera , tv, Arnold Palmer's pink putter, and close curtain shut off the lights, play Andrew Lloyd Webber and get this whole messy Norma Desmond drama queen under control. I do not even think he knows all the time where he is or who he's talking to. 

I would really like everyone to go ahead and vote against him so I don't have to write these kind of things anymore.