Fixin' to Shoot Their Mouths Off?

Apparently now mask holsters are a thing. What could go wrong?! 🙄 pic.twitter.com/DnwBi2OlJS

— lisa hendricks (@MsLisaHendricks) September 5, 2020

Ha ha, but I kid. These gentlemen's firearms are indeed very secure (compared to their egos, I can only surmise).

I would like this confirmed to be a sly joke, but also we're about 3/4ths through 2020 so I can't even tell anymore.