Mike Pence, You Guys

 

"Our staff reviewed all the materials in our office and in our residence to ensure there were no classified materials that left the White House or remained in our possession" -- Mike Pence, earlier this month pic.twitter.com/iluxX6gQh6

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) January 25, 2023

And do you know what happened next?  By now, of course you do. He had docs in his home.  The FBI came to pick them up and all. Now, I'm not saying I think there's anything nefarious about his eventually finding some classified stuff in his house--but I am going to say it's really fun that he's on record being sanctimonious about it because sanctimony is a huge part of his deal. And it does make us now understand that this is a thing that can happen to outgoing Vice-Presidents, why not? 

Also, too, unlike former president Trump, Mike Pence did the right thing, just like President Biden did, of turning the docs over right away, not making a major issue over it, lying about it, pretending they were declassified, making lawyers lie about them, etc. 

Trump's problem is both the volume of docs and the obstruction. He is still a very different case from the other two. 

(Just as a side thing--it isn't gay to moisturize, and Pence severely needs to get some kind of lotion into his day to day. He looks frightful for a man his age. Step your shit up, get some retinols on that and a serum with hyaluronic acid to fill those lines. Or maybe he should just stay his homophobic unself-loved personage the way he is and be withered like some dried apple shrunken head. I'm not criticizing his looks to be mean, I'm being a Helpful Hannah out here explaining that skin care is medicine for a sick face. Also he being a bigot causes lines. So he could stop doing that, too.)