I know all the "Children of the Corn", "Children of the Con", "Children of the Klan" mockups are brilliant, but I think there's something just unsettling about the way all his kids by Wife#1 decided they were "millennials for Trump". Uh huh. But not Tiffany. And not anyone without Donald Trump, we presume, on the birth certificate.
(I could have fit in #thefuturebelongstomeh, but that was a bit much.)