But When the Delivery Guy Goes to the Door, She's Naked!

So Rep. Darrell Issa thinks the government should be shut down until Hillary Clinton is charged with something, because otherwise, Clinton, or Lois Lerner, or Eric Holder (!?) will just think they can get away with anything!

And then Laura Ingraham and Ann Coulter come into the room, but, uh-oh, why are they carrying whipped cream?

I'm just saying. Maybe he could hold a copy of The National Review in front of himself until the feeling goes down?