Buzzfeed, Mitt Romney is "fed up" with all these attacks about his outsourcing and stuff. Just because jobs that used to be in the US were moved to other countries does not either make him an outsourcer.
He's an off-shorer, folks. Get it straight.
But anyhow, he's going to open up a non-small container of posterior assault on the Obama campaign by calling them lying liar-faces. Really. Serial liar Mitt Romney is going to call his opponent a liar. That's rich.
(Yeah. And so is Mitt--from his weirdly successful IRA to his eyes-wide-shut trust situation. As if we need reminding.)
Oh, and the other thing he's going to do? Call Obama the "outsourcer-in-chief." That's right. "I know you are, but what am I?"
If none of these things work, be sure to look out for the "purple nerple".
(X-Posted at Rumproast.)