Tuesday, July 20, 2010
I'm not even sure this Labriola Campaign isn't a Poe.
This John Labriola is a person who seems to be running on the idea that he's like a Jonah guy (after the big fish episode) who can totally make the Florida Ninevites repent and get all Jesused-up (although the Ninevites would have been, like, a thousand-plus years BC) so that they don't get destroyed like Sodom and Gomorrah.
No. That is actually the kind of thing his website says.
He is doing this because he was rescued from liberalism. Which I presume would have either damned him to eternal hellfire, or just really been an unpopular political stance to run on in the district where he happened to live.
And yet, I totally agree with him about banning off-shore drilling.
Otherwise, um....pssst, John? Trying too hard!