So, before I get into any of the things the RNC produced this evening, let's just get out of the way the fact that the entire day's news cycle was centered on the Trump campaign giving increasingly weirder and less-persuasive reasons why the wife of the GOP candidate happened to have said several sentences that were apparently poached from Michelle Obama's 2008 DNC speech.
The whole damn day, letting it upstage any other thing that was going on. This isn't exactly in "no, but it's a common shape, like a sheriff's star" territory, but yes! this is exactly where we are! No competent political adults would let something shitty dominate a news cycle like this. They wouldn't just toss blame back and forth hoping it would land on the carpet for someone else to sweep away. It wouldn't be that hard for a campaign to simply say "Yes, this speech had some obvious borrowings and the speechwriters have been dealt with" instead of actually throwing the candidate's wife under the bus by basically giving away that like the not really ready for political go-time person she was, she tried to emulate someone who seemed pretty competent at the First Lady role--Michelle Obama.
(My other, darker, speculation is that the step kids helped sexy stepmom out by way of a little prank to get her ass thrown under a bus. No competent campaign would let that speculation even look like a possibility for the whole damn day.)
We had Hillary Clinton blamed for the furore (her campaign stayed mum, according to the ancient dictum, that when your opponent is hitting himself in the nuts, one does not intervene). My Little Pony was actually invoked. Absurdist Trumplestiltskin Katrina Pierson spun bullshit into strawmen by claiming that Michelle Obama did not invent the English language. (Is Pierson a paid spokesperson for the Trump campaign--like, on purpose? She is appalling. Absolutely appalling.)
The Trump campaign seemed to go out of its way to self-immerde. Are there any adults at all in charge there? Should you possibly consider putting Charles in Charge?
But of course not. Delete your campaign.
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Tuesday, July 19, 2016
View From the RNC Convention 5
Melania Trump was radiant in white and gave a speech that praised her spouse to the uttermost--which is kind of what a political wife is supposed to do, so no duh. But it is pretty interesting that whoever wrote her speech totally copied Michelle Obama's 2008 speech.
We are here together, folks, in 2016, where a speech can be entered into a thing called a "search engine" and someone can determine whether any part of it was previously said. This is on Trump's staff--really? You put words in this woman's mouth that came from such an obvious somewhere else? How not professional are you? Because that is inexcusably not professional. Your job is to make your clients look great--but this is not great. Write straight copy, don't copy straight. Christ. Who is working for the Trumps? I am actually feeling bad for them, and I shouldn't. But if I was their speechwriter--I'd have bothered to make it 100% original. Is that too much to really ask?
View from the RNC Convention 3
More people probably tuned into hear from Chachi Arcola from Happy Days than did for US Senator Joni Ernst or Lt. General Michael Flynn. Funny story that--you wouldn't have heard much different.
Wah wah wah.
Monday, July 18, 2016
View from the RNC Convention 2
This is how you enter to introduce your smokin' hot wife to the tune of "We Are the Champions" by Queen at the RNC convention where you are named the Presidential nominee when your resume already has things in it like "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous" kind of rich, "WWE Hall of Famer", and former steak and vodka entrepreneur. In other words, he is living a d-bag spank fantasy.
Is this the real life, or is this just fantasy--could he lose in a landslide (please?) so we can escape this reality?
Open your eyes, look past his disguise and see--
He's just a rich punk, he has no empathy.
Meh. You get the idea.
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