Saturday, April 26, 2025

A Vision in Blue

 


Laid out in repose at the Pope's funeral whilst resplendent in blue was President Trump, kept somewhat upright by virtue of his belt. Alongside him as she occasionally is, was First Lady Melania, we are fairly certain, in the more usual black, or as she likes to put it, "Widow Practice." 

Despite at least being some kind of dressed up, funeral observers are questioning whether he should actually be taken anywhere, but a variety of more interesting locations have been suggested. 

3 comments:

KingBolete said...

"Widow practice"? More likely she'll be doing a jig wearing bright colors when her "man" goes off to his dirt nap.

Vixen Strangely said...

Or possibly, the real widow practice is the Secret Service dudes she meets along the way. I don't know how they live.

Anonymous said...

As you said, "He is basically useless".

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