Rep. Mancy Mace of South Carolina apparently experienced the "Handshake from Hell" at the hands of a foster care advocate who was (checks notes) concerned about trans children. The man was arrested, and our fearless Potty Protector is now seen wearing a brace. Some people who were present at the alleged arm-spraining fracas claim they observed nothing unusual about the vigorous handshake. Other observers suggest Mace might avoid injuries by eating something containing calcium (like food).
(Me. I am a concerned bystander who thinks ravioli and chicken cutlets might make at least some of her problems less so.)
Am I claiming bullshit on her claims of assault? No, I was not there and there is no video that I know of, so I am only saying, based on eyewitness testimony, it might not have happened. And she may very well have received death threats, last month, too. And of course her house was once grafitti'd by antifa:
Hey remember that time that Nancy Mace claimed "Antifa" graffitied her home & then people pointed out the graffiti was all in *HER* handwriting....and then she just never mentioned it again?
— Kendall Brown (@kendallybrown) December 11, 2024
Seems like there's a pattern to ol' Nance's behavior. https://t.co/HpuaPByReT pic.twitter.com/J4CDGh8ZCq
And she gave a television interview and had spray paint in her own kitchen like where the world could see?
Anyway, she is ineptly trying to signal-boost this on yon internets forgetting to switch to her burner:
LMAO @NancyMace totally has a burner pic.twitter.com/XYzWiJMXP1
— Wu Tang is for the Children (@WUTangKids) December 12, 2024
Nancy, you could be better than this. Have you ever tried to work on yourself instead of trying to work yourself up? Self-care isn't selfish, it's also activism. Brace your mind first and your ass will avoid a sling. I just want to talk you down from whatever this is.
Because it looks bad and it is bad.
7 comments:
I do not care for Nancy Mace.
I do not care she wears that brace.
I think she lies right through her face.
I do not care for Nancy Mace.
(I don't know why, it just came out. My apologies, if necessary. If anyone giggles, good!)
I should, probably, leave it as Anon., but it's me. I did that above.
I don't believe we shall be free of US Representative Nancy Mace until one of two things happens. (1) The Trump regime causes so much widespread pain that even some of his true believers stop believing in him. (We may have to wait a LONG time for this.) (2) US Representative Nancy Mace somehow falls out of favor with Trump (who is the only Republican with the power to decree which lies are good and which are bad), so that Trump drops his support and lets her go the way of George Santos.
Bravo, Ali!
Nancy Mace
In a Brace
Mud All On Her Face
She Jump High
She Jump Low
She Jump All Around
Jumping Nancy takes the floor,
for the camera's gaze, an attention--wh--
uuuuhhhmm getter for sure.
I hear you, Richard. :)
I think Nancy Mace might either be angling for a cabinet spot within TrumpWorld or a Senate seat if Graham or Scott are dislodged (both of them have so ingratiated themselves with Trump it's hard to imagine). Her bet would have to be that one of them gets picked for some Cabinet position (Graham as a dark horse SecDef pick if Hegseth fails? I mean, he might be a good bet for a Senate confirmation. Even if some MAGA think even HE is a RINO.) I just don't think Scott's up for anything. I mean, he's up for anything, but Trump isn't picking him.
Or maybe she wants to be a FOX News personality in her political afterlife. She does like a camera.
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