Trump Doesn't Get Out Much

 

Trump thinks you need an I.D. to buy groceries pic.twitter.com/4pzPQPeyT4

— nikki mccann ramírez (@NikkiMcR) March 13, 2023

I snarkily suggested on Twitter that this was because he's that senior citizen buying groceries with a check but you know he has people who buy his groceries--he hasn't gone into a store to buy stuff any more than he has done any number of regular person things in his life.

But I've noticed his recent video offerings are kind of dark. Like, the visual is candlelight, not regular room brightness. And Trump seems to not be using the same makeup he usually does. He looks darker.

It's like he ran out of his usual bronzer and went with wood stain from Home Depot. It really shows his natural grain. Is there a problem here? Is there some reason he can't daywalk? Why is he slinking about in lowlight? 

I'm not saying he's a vampire who made an unholy bargain to continue on this mortal plane while being himself immortal, I'm just asking questions like any normal person would. Because this brown butter basted ass looks like special directions for the parlor before his nibs homegoing more than anything you would normally see in life. 

I hope that doesn't forebode anything bad for his health. He should enjoy what is in front of him with rude good health, if anything, 

Especially if anything.