Wednesday, April 6, 2022

The Ballad of Feckless Tom Cotton

 

Ol' Tom Cotton seems misbegotten, his basic cognition spoiled by ambition.

O, has he forgotten? The Constitution and its clear admonition,

that due process is a cornerstone mission? 

This bug-bothered brain, that can't recall what he swore an oath to, at all, at all--

Cassius like, hungry and lean, but above all else, trifling and mean,

he lies like a bear rug--a bare-faced mug, that no mother would hug. 

A stranger, no ranger and a clear and present danger--

Would I call him racist?

To his face-it's 

possible but the benefit of the doubt

he should be without. For he would deny

the same to any other guy

and my Golden Rule applies:  

he should get done as he would others be done by. 

Because here is the ballad of feckless Tom Cotton,

grifter assisted, sold and boughten,

Donor-approved and moral bereft,

Intellectually touted but having no heft,

I've sung out his lay and still he lies

and so he will till the day he dies-- 

And all of his beetling brow becomes flies. 


1 comment:

Dan Kleiner said...

tom cotton, that bobble-throated slap-dick is a fucking admitted war criminal.in the face of 1st amendment-protected protests, protests against extrajudicial police brutality, his response was begging for more extrajudicial police brutality: he called for "no quarter" by the feds and police agencies in response. yeah. that's advocating for KILLING all of the protesters. that's a fucking war crime. he brayed about this IN WRITING in his abominable nytimes op-ed.

and, you know that was BEFORE he was for a coup.

fuck that guy, fuck him right in the ear.

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