We Speak English Here?

That Tweet is probably not ok and definitely not English and it's pretty late on the East Coast and he might still have a travel hang-over. After all, he did need a cart to schlep around Saudi Arabia and Europe. I'm not saying I'm worried about him but maybe a little.  I resent his entire maladministration, but if it's too much, I am altogether supportive of his seeking self care and giving us all a break, really.


My own contribution to this social milestone is:

El jefe's negative press covfefe makes his thumbs too hefe to tweet. https://t.co/up05kxQcCH

— Vixen Strangely (@VixenStrangely) May 31, 2017

My preferred medium has long been poetry.

UPDATE: And with that I've apparently forgotten that he just wants world leaders to hit him up on his personal cellie. Because here's a bloke with social media discipline and the ability to ensure his phone isn't being spoofed by a million haxxors. Or, the right few when his WH cybersecurity guys aren't on it.

UPDATE 2: This Tweet was stupid, but it made the entire Twitter a beautiful thing. (The Cuervo Gold. The fine Covfefe! Make the Twitter a wonderful...)

"And just before you serve it, you hit it with a dash of #Covfefe" pic.twitter.com/fm9CAF4Iyz

— Charles M. Blow (@CharlesMBlow) May 31, 2017

Moderator: Your word is #covfefe

Arvind: Use it in sentence

Moderator: Despite the constant negative press covfefe

Arvind: c-o-v-f-e-f-e pic.twitter.com/NNpAdoKG15

— Doug (@realDougWitt) May 31, 2017

maybe he's born with it
maybe it's #covfefe pic.twitter.com/MK0f3DcDLz

— Nana Manika (@olivia_vivienne) May 31, 2017

pic.twitter.com/uks8i6SBeb

— Danny Zuker (@DannyZuker) May 31, 2017

I love all you amazing bastards!