Doesn't Anyone Have a Price?

 

This one is just for the slow kids: the thing where Elon Musk supposedly doesn't have a price? I'm skeptical because why did this guy get "so rich"? What are his goals? What does he love?

One metric of stupidity is the lack of imagination. Stealing jokes or posts to get laughs is a sign of not being creative or imaginative. Carrying a sink to meme-ishly say "Let that sink in" is way dumber than anything Carrottop or Gallagher does, for example.  Even if you respect their brand of comedy--it's weak. Doing a chainsaw thing like Javier Milei is sort of clownish. 

All kinds of people are losing their jobs under this indiscriminate and dumbass regime. Dedicated public servants, veterans. Look--he might know something about cars or rockets or social media (He doesn't! That's the joke!) but clearly, he is supposedly sharp enough to pass a US citizenship test (also no!). 

Stupid people with money do stupid things with their money all of the time. Don't assume because Musk has billions he is SATISFIED with his life.

He isn't. He's a megalomaniac and wants shit you don't understand. He has a price, too, and it is being indelibly someone to reckon with 

Which is why I believe he needs to be infinitely roasted for flavor and posterity. The mother IVF'g, Cybertrucking, pretend-futurist shame of backing MAGA! The last gasp of the worst of the 20th Century! Literally dressing like a 1980s version of a rockstar to hide his dilated ketamine eyeballs and project some flavor of floundering divorced dad "We still good?" ness.

Nah The money only changes him from the same old middle aged man story of millions of regular-income dudes by making him worse. Because he is trying so hard. To be a little kid in the 1980s version of "cool". Which is so lame. So self-ass kicking lame. 

And if he now wants to project his grievances, you know what? He can fuck on off back to Africa. I got grievances too and my price isn't human bodies.  And I am not worth several hundred billions and have exactly no time for any of that because people I don't even know have my attention, and this daft bitch can't even raise his own kids.