Anyway, last night I didn't blog about Trump possibly referring to himself as a king over interfering with New York local politics over "congestion pricing" or with his daft, ahistorical and ignorant ravings over whether Ukrainian president Zelenskyy is a "dictator" (while Vladimir Putin has ruled Russia for a quarter century, and no, the temporary interregnum of Nukesy-Pukesy the Drunken Hate-America Elf does not count). I wrote a short science fiction story instead because it gave my brain a rest from what can only be described as imprecatory cursing bordering on being entered on several watchlists, from Homeland Security to St. Peter's.
But my problem coalesced for me in the above picture of our US Vice-President, JD (Jimmy Donuts?) Vance, sitting there with his Little Lord Fauntleroy awkward short-looking trousers. Jello Dildo Vance never learned how to buy pants. When I say "Big Men in Kids' Pants" I am not talking about in a Matt Gaetz way or a Tate Brothers' way--although their pants truly also don't fit and make them look stupid and juvenile. Also, they fuck underage girls. (That's called "statutory rape" in law-and-order world.)
I mean they have never learned to pull up their big boy pants and pretend they have a "crisis of manhood" when they have a crisis of not figuring out --not the "man" part--but the "adult" part.
Donald Trump and Elon Musk are the real machers, so I will leave Vance alone for a minute--and he's used to it! And they never earned a callous between them. Billions of dollars, yes. Did a 70 hour week of physical on your feet pallet jack and register banging work-no. Never climbed poles, fought fires, worn a hardhat but never used the equipment but for show. Their work is investing.
And also too, they are down with OPP and OPM. They invest not just their money--but other people's money. (The OPP is you, look that up.) They escape with their whole comfort even when they fail. Look that up, too.
Donald J. Trump is shitting his pants because Putin wants him to deliver Ukraine because his own dumb motor-mouth said he'd settle it in 24 hrs. He wants to get mineral rights because he thinks Elon Musk wants recompense for a favor. The 2024 election,
This is an episode of Leave it to Beaver where you wonder if the Beav is actually just too stupid to make it in the world.
Anyway, GOP reps are pretending they are scared shitless because of MAGA thuggery. Wow. Shit. Motherfucking Tuesday in Democrat world. See Gabrielle Giffords.
No one is scared the way our Founding Fathers were. Not even a little. The GOP today are all just happy fuckfaces dealing away our civil rights because they don't understand Europe was roiled with sectarian violence over footnotes in the Bible, and the striving of barely accomplished people of some kind of bloodlines, somehow.
Our Founders were all going to hang together or separately. They were not just doing a bad politics, but a maybe blaspheming. They were all the way out of pocket and fighting for their lives out on the floor.
And the US made a whole country by not agreeing with elitist logic. The answer to all that shit was "No, motherfuckers, um, we are just out here doing enlightenment shit, so no. We have our big boy pants on and will defend our right to BE FREE and HAVE OUR OWN CONSTUTUTION. AND ALSO TOO, NO KINGS!"
Now, the GOP is not bringing that energy. They seem to want Trump to be their Daddy because Freudian and wow, WTF? And despite the Cold War, trust Putin a lot? King Trump and also, maybe we Cold War cucked?
I'm very liberal, but Russia winning shit is not ever me, you guys. JD (Jizz dumpster? Jellied Dicks? Jokester Diatribe? Jackass Derby? Jagoff Dystrophy? Jerkwater Diogenes? Jazzhands Discotheque?) Vance is probably not the future of the GOP. Where are we going after Trump?
But it could be JD Vance, a backwards baby. Easily baited. A Big Man (condescending, a Yalie, for sure, god and man and all that) in small pants. What does HE believe in?
It's not "Catholic and universal", that I can tell you.What was it former Rep. Steve King said? "Civilization can't be restored with somebody else's babies." It was controversial. https://t.co/kQrzG00AxJ
— Vixen Strangely (@VixenStrangely) February 20, 2025
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For ten years I've been looking for a metaphor for the too-tight suits ... and there it is
There's a "look" to these GOP oddballs. They wear too-small or badly tailored suits (Trump wears, on the contrary, clothes made by Omar the Tent-Maker--because he needs to). Pete Hegseth looked very weird lately in a bright-blue--s SMURF-blue! suit! and GOP women seem to love fillers, lip injections, hair extensions, fifty-year old professional women trying to dress like 25-year old floozies.
Fashion-wise--it's a disconnect. People with "real jobs (TM)" are dressing like they really want to be YouTube influencers and get eyeballs rather than be respected because they are Serious People. Like, what about dressing for the job you want to have?
This is because they are just about at the right expertise for YouTube influencer and don't have any real business being in their jobs. So, they look like contestants in the audience of "Let's Make a Deal" hoping they get selected for some kind of "Make America Greatness". prize. A job they aren't qualified for. A tax cut. A government loan. Wealthy-folk welfare.
Say what you will about the Nazis of yesteryear, they weren't street dipshits dressed like customer service reps on the streets and kookoo klux kloseteds and Freidreich's of Berliner's catalog street-walkers in high society life. Absolutely fly-paper tacky and visually giving off the scent of a pig farm reservoir.
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