Trump apparently can't stop touching his nose and mouth and has fucked up his make-up, but clearly he is being some kind of nightmare squash for Halloween. It's a nice touch that his campaign decided he should be wearing a reflective work vest in case he goes wandering off.
So, yes, the actual response of his campaign to the furor of Puerto Rico being called a floating garbage island and his lately referring to the whole country as a garbage can is to play dress-up as a sanitation worker and literally be seen in a garbage truck labelled "Trump/Vance".
I’m sorry, everyone else saw him straight up miss the door handle and nearly fall over, right? pic.twitter.com/Au2mmulLcD
— Bradley P. Moss (@BradMossEsq) October 30, 2024
In addition to looking absurd and infirm, this working-class drag stuff really has to stop. I mean, we just recently watched him trying to serve McDonald's while smelling like a flame-boiled Whopper, and this, too, stinks. (Of course, they are trying to make it about the thing Biden never did say, because they want to be martyrs thrown to lions except, we all know who bites.)
Anyway, Senor Shinola over here (because he is covered in shoe polish and we know he ain't shit) wants us to once again consider himself the protector of women whether we want him to be or not.
Trump: I told women I will be their protector. They said, ‘Sir, please don’t say that.’ Well I'm going to do it whether the women like it or not pic.twitter.com/LLWFa2NtQr
— Kamala HQ (@KamalaHQ) October 31, 2024
Which is some wild shit for an adjudicated rapist with something close to thirty claims of sexual harassment or assault against him. Hey, player--who protects us from you?
In the meanwhile, he has a billionaire absolutely auditioning to be this season of Celebrity Apprentice Politcal Edition;s Rudy Giuliani. Philadelphia's DA is gathering him up for his bullshit lottery voter fraud, but some of Musk's activity looks actually, even worse than that.
Anyway, Trump is once again really mad at my state for probably not being in his pocket. So his little minions are going to lie about us. When elsewhere, his little follower fiends are torching ballots in drop off boxes and threatening older ladies with machetes.
Yeah, he does not get to play like his side is the good guys--not ever. We've seen what people on his side believe about us--and it is well worse than just saying "Garbage". We remember 1/6.
But all and the same, I think we would be remiss if we didn't gently mock this enfeebled old man in his Halloween costume, a simple fellow who really loves trucks, even if he only gets into them with great difficulty.
His name is on the trash truck. Is he not taking himself out?
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Trump: I told women I will be their protector. They said, ‘Sir, please don’t say that.’ Well I'm going to do it whether the women like it or not.
First he was emulating Putin, Urban, Kim, et al. Looks like he's adding the Iranian ayatollah's schtick too. Don't walk a mile in Mangolini's lifts.
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