Wednesday, January 31, 2024

TWGB: Who is the Fairest One of All?

 


Donald Trump is very jealous that Taylor Swift is prettier than him and has a football player boyfriend and is the Time Magazine Person of the Year. And she did it all herself.  So he wants to send his flying monkeys to let her know he IS SO more popular than her. He was president once you know, and probably still has papers in his possession that prove it! He's still BIG. It's just the Deep State and the Lying Media's fault he looks SMALL. 

He'll show them! He's ready for his close-up, Mr. DeMille! 

Just, maybe not so close. And with a bit of a filter, And with so much makeup it looks like he's applying shoe polish to his face. 

Deciding he needs to go after a female pop star just after a hefty defamation decision against him sounds like just the sort of beef he would get into. Being appalling to women is one of his hobbies, after all. And consider that it's women who are or would be giving and have given him the most trouble. The nasty Hillary Clinton, who first pegged him as a national security threat and his followers as a basket of deplorables. Nancy Pelosi of the two impeachments. Letitia James. Fani Willis. Nikki Haley. Stormy Daniels, E. Jean Carroll, Roberta Kaplan, Tanya Chutkan... 


Taylor Swift is saying people should be registered to vote, and he feels a keen threat she might endorse Joe Biden.  How could that be a threat? Is he not the Chosen One? Doesn't he wear the Armor of God? 

No. None of those things. Not in the real world, where the real things are. He's just a guy, whose lawyers aren't great, who have cost his SuperPAC $50 million so he could owe $88 million to a woman he says (but then again, he says a lot of things) he doesn't even know--except he does. And he can't use SuperPac money for his civil damages, so sayeth the FEC. And we are still awaiting his date over his NY civil case. He might lose his businesses. 

He thinks this is unfair. It's unfair that his court-appointed business minder seems to have found more fraud. How dare she notice! Biden's economy is unfair--shouldn't he get credit for his beautiful poll numbers

Trump tries to keep his hand in the game--he directed the Hunter Biden prosecution--right? In just the way he used the wheels and levers of government to try and jam up Joe Biden with an investigation in Ukraine. Resulting in his first impeachment. The way he is motivating the standoff over border security causing a constitutional crisis in the hopes of undermining Constitutional processes--the same as he did on 1/6. 

He is, as many people are saying--an insurrectionist, and likely not really even eligible to run under the Constitution. Although things being what they are, he may still stand for election. 

He may be the apple of Putin's eye--but he's a stye in the eye of justice. 

But to be incredibly fair to Trump--maybe it isn't his fault he says these ridiculous things. I note that he's been taking competency tests lately, and says they are difficult. He said only 2% of people would pass the cognitive test he took--which would make it some kind of test for super-stable geniuses, not for dementia. He thinks he can't have dementia because his uncle was an MIT professor--the brother of his father, who died with Alzheimer's. 

I don't wish dementia on him--but it has long been clear that Trump doesn't live in reality and manipulates events to make himself look great. He thinks he should win a Nobel Prize. He keeps getting nominated by sycophants. I guess the problem is not having ever done anything to earn it. 

Just to be fair. 


3 comments:

Ten Bears said...

It occurred to me yesterday the reason for his over-histrionics re Ms Carroll is in the difference between rape and sexual assault. He basically got off on the former with the latter because in testimony she claimed she didn't know if it were his finger, or his little ...

Vixen Strangely said...

It does have to be "withering" to him--a person for whom size matters (biggest buildings, most money...) that his saving (dis)grace was not to leave a big impression.

Dan Kleiner said...

tbh, i think he's just a fucking moron who either doesn't realize or can't tell the difference between the trials for fact (that he lost) and the trials for damages.

he's been squealing about the same shit from judge engoron. he and by extension, habba, have kept trying to introduce new evidence into a case that's already been decided on the merits where he's been found wanting.

...and guilty.

of rape (in this case).

and fraud (in the other).

somehow the stable genius/ fraudulent rapist elides that merciless, concrete reality every time he opens up his bilious yap.

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