Shorter Bret Stephens

I just followed Bret’s own link. What are we doing here? https://t.co/vUoxKZFYDI pic.twitter.com/iyd2UvNcqp

— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) August 30, 2019

It appears that once Stephens has picked up a thing, he will not easily lay it down. It is, at this point, a tripling down on the Streisand Effect, an epic self-corncobbing, and also, something, something, Godwin's Law.

So, after the internet traditions, I can only give you, shorter Bret Stephens:

And the New York Times was apparently fine with it (their editorial section has seen worse), but we'll be talking about it at the blogger ethics panel for sure.