Monday, July 18, 2016

View From the RNC Convention

At some point during the night's festivities, former NYC Mayor Rudy Giuliani elongated his maw to accommodate the raw, pulsating emotion that swirled in the room. Such life! Such tasty lifeforce! It wasn't quite 2001 levels of tragedy vampirism, but it would do, children. It would do.



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