came up with "Why Jeb?":
Jeb Can Fix It.
Josh Marshall asks the obvious question. (I think he's subliminally sending a message about his campaign to the donors.) But there's a lot of less-obvious fun that the Internet has been having with "Fix it Jeb". Gawker darkly reminds us that Jim'll Fix It was a long-running British children's program that starred, it turned out, a monstrous pedophile. Jeb Bush says he eats nails in the morning--doesn't that impair his ability to...fix it?
He wants to have a more positive campaign, and claims that he'll somehow fix Washington gridlock. I'm just not sure he has the proper toolkit.