The search has yielded an empty pack of Serbian cigarettes, Bivens said. Frein claims to have fought with Serbians in Africa and has studied Russian and Serbian languages, according to the FBI, which last week named him one of its 10 Most Wanted fugitives. Soiled adult diapers were also found, perhaps used by Frein to stay in a stationary position for long periods of time.
Yes, I can read "stay in a stationary position for long periods of time." But he does have to stop, drop and take care of hygienic business with whatever is handy (I dunno, foliage?) when things get extra squidgy down there, which I am sure is even more jacked up than it would be if, being in the woods, he just did as the bears do. That's sure to slow him up. And in the meantime, he's kind of leaving a trail. And no doubt has a not-so-fresh feeling.
I think he's liable to get a rash.