Shit Swift-Boating Birthers Say

Well. with this kind of unbiased, clear-thinking commentary, I think everyone should absolutely hear these guys out:

But the founder of SOS, a similar group with the same mission and the same tactics, says he has no problem admitting that he is against Obama's politics, personality, and believes that America's current president is lying about his origins. 

"I have to admit that I'm a Birther," said SOS founder Larry Bailey, a retired 27-year veteran of the Navy SEALs, in an interview. "If there were a jury of 12 good men and women and the evidence were placed before them, there would be absolutely no question Barack Obama was not born where he said he was and is not who he says he is." 

Bailey, who is part of the leadership of SOS's effort to mobilize thousands to take to the streets to denounce Obama's treatment of the military through an SOS project called Operation Street Corner, doesn't only believe that the president is a foreigner. He also believes that he is not actually the son of Barack Obama, Sr. Bailey trumpeted the conspiracy theory that the president is actually the love child of Ann Dunham and writer Frank Marshall Davis.

Larry Bailey devoutly believes that Barack Obama is the kind of foreigner who has two US citizens for his parents. Good to know.  And if the evidence were placed before "12 good men and women" for a value of "good" that does not include common sense, they'd have to agree that despite the birth certificate, the birth announcements in the paper, the recollection of people at the hospital where Obama was born that "Stanley had a baby" and the sheer unlikelihood that Barack Obama Sr. and his pregnant teenage wife had the inclination or wherewithal to traipse off to Kenya to visit his other wife, they'd agree there's something awfully funny about that there Obama fella.

Damn, that is some intricate stupid.