Oh, damn, this is a little late--but picture Michele Bachmann writing a book--
That's kind of how I picture it. You can blame this post by Tengrain at Mock, Paper, Scissors. Or you can blame me for already having a graphic of Bachmann as Che, for some reason. And after I wrote this on Sunday, I feel a little like I'm on a Michele Bachmann kick....so, there I go. Kicking.