JUST IN: Former Syrian President Bashar al-Assad's wife files for divorce and plans to move to the United Kingdom. pic.twitter.com/WGQLXrlvFX
— BRICS News (@BRICSinfo) December 22, 2024
Asma wants a divorce, of course, of course,
because no one wants stuck with a dumb dead horse
a coursing bore, a nasty sore,
Syria's famous former head!
(Apologies to the Mr. Ed theme song writers and absolutely no one else. She's a nasty piece of work herself.)
UPDATE: This morning, Twitter tells me this is apparently not true. Or as I tend to think, not true yet.
UPDATE: To get all my ducks in row, Moscow says she isn't divorcing Assad to get her ass out of Russia and back to the UK. Also she might have leukemia. I was going to find a solitary fuck for her, but it might have got lost in a mass grave somewhere.
1 comment:
Put on your tin-foil hat: I was long under the assumption, I don't know why, she was born American. Turns out I was wrong (it happens): she's a Brit. Specifically she's a British Banker, a European Banker. Let that sink in: she's one of the ((( International Bankers and Insurers ))) ... and now, lol, she wants a divorce
How American is that !?
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