Whoa, whoa! New and extremely accurate Trump campaign slogan just dropped!
Actually, I'm just being an asshole. This refers to (mostly) the thing where Trump's mic conked out and he threatened he was not going to pay the contractors because not paying contractors is his favorite thing next to loving up dictators and fingering strange.
It is definitely not a great look when someone on the Trump campaign is pouring the Sleepytime Tea. Is Don Snoreleone okay?
No, he isn't--he's falling asleep at his own rallies he shows up for. Just like he did at his hush money trial. Aw, tiny dancer, you've had a busy day today!
But maybe "complicated business" also very accurately describes the urgency of Trump's campaign to project their man is so very dominant in the things he maybe is doing in his campaign.
Like the support of obvious Disney villain Elon Musk who wants to recycle easily debunked and very lawsuit-worthy Dominion lies and profound familial psychological study in using one's pecker like a pogo stick RFK Jr
Anyway, Trump has been a political deadbeat this whole while and no one is surprised if a mic problem fucks him up and leaves his already-poorly attended function bleeding eyeballs.
(Aw shit--that last link is some kind of horror show thing that has nothing to do with what I'm talking about--I swear!)
Anyway! Billionaires are trying to spin Trump on their little sinecures. But he and his fans are this jazz hands kind of entirely weird.
The real "technical difficulty" seems to be that the candidate himself is glitching. The "Complicated business" is that the GOP supports a whole insurrectionist grifter. Who defrauded the government while he was running it to enrich himself. Who is currently selling trumpery goods to enrich himself using his political platform as a "value-enhancement". And his political support is generated by money-movers--it's inauthentic as fuck.
So, if his watches are broke shit--you knew what he always was, right? And if you wanted to deny Trump's involvement in what happened on 1/6, I guess you need to sit down. Take all the seats you need, because he really was behind the thing. Trump lied about the 2020 election and asked people to show up and when they did, he let them know what they could do.
The complicated business of 2024 to my mind is Trump should already be in prison for insurrection. But watching him get so old and small and querulous and have his physical hygiene become such a running joke feels weirdly appropriate--and no, he is not world wide respected. This man is a dancing clown.
But as for Barack Obama and Joe Biden? So beloved by the world. And I have no doubt Kamala Harris will be that president, also too.
Trump's biggest technical difficulty is he truly has no upside. He's really only in this to support himself against his trials and indictments. And I really feel no desire at all to help him with that.
It isn't complicated at all. I simply think he's bad for every part of American business, and I want him gone, done, and out of the picture.
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