Wednesday, September 4, 2024

TWGB: It's a Holy Perfect Angel You Guys!

 


I don't know if you were ready to believe in God yet, but did you see the perfect holy angel Trump was talking about? Because OMG, the guy who was saying he was just being martyred like Jesus when he was starting to sell Trump Bibles has now been rescued by Jesus so he can save the country you guys, Merry Eargrazemas to you!  


Because how the hell can you ever say "Merry Christmas" again without acknowledging who has made it all possible by being made a little bit dead--but then totally saved to unfuck this apparently fucked-up country? You know who--the guy who was more indicted than Jesus, Abraham Lincoln and Al Capone--not to mention Hannibal Lector! You might not have believed in Jesus before you guys, but since he saved Trump. you kind of have to, right? 

I'm an agnostic and this sort of thing offends the heck out of me, so I don't even know how it sits with my actually Christian brethren. He believes in God to the extent he can see God on his side. God exists to magnify Trump--not the other way around. .Donald Trump is to faith what Lara Trump is to music. 

This is the credibly accused serial adulterer and harasser/rapist of women. And he's trying to tell you divine intervention saved him from anything.


Saved him for a real rude awakening, perhaps? Like Kamala Harris beating him? Like his act getting so stale even his most affectionate people start to see him as a random boredom generator? 

Except when he is on a real one:



See--that's interesting, because what Trump is saying there is that, even though we know the timeline is that his staff has a version of the story, and the Army had a version of the story, both before Kamala Harris even said a word, but she is the one who made it up?  That can't be right. So, there must be a "something" he's actually denying, here, right? 

His denial is interesting. It fits his MO--he declares everything that might mess up his image as a "hoax".  It's gotten so any time Trump declares anything a hoax, I start to believe it's more true. 

Trump fans want us to wonder who all was involved in the conspiracy to assassinate him in Butler, PA. 

They don't want me to really start speculating about that, do they? 

They want all of us to not speculate about Trump's determination to "Benghazi" or "Swift Boat" the Biden/Harris Administration--so desperately that he even stunted on holy ground about it, either. We should be thinking about Biden/Harris--and not look at the little man trying to make something happen behind the curtain. 

But you can see him. sweaty and badly bronzered and very desperate, can't you? No perfect angel here, right? 

Despite Trump's desperate storytelling, most obviously not. It's a sad con from a sad Don. 

2 comments:

Dan Kleiner said...

ask him what day it was. "the most EMBARRASSING day in US history!" someone NEEDS to ask that bloated, orange fascist what fucking day it was. because you know he doesn't know.

Vixen Strangely said...

To me, the most embarrassing day was easily 11/8/2016. I learned that day how many of my fellow citizens did not understand the assignment of voting. We let a compromised and badly corrupted, foolish person into the White House. And not everyone in the interval since has come to understand what went wrong or tried to fix the damage.

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