Look at Jeremiad Dispenser Vance, Telling Stories

 

One of the things that allegedly happened today was that Jabbering Defendant Vance, noticing that his Munich speech and his sabotage of Zelenskyy in the Oval office and the entire pro-Russia side the current Administration has been taking was a "Bad PR THING", decided to tell stories about taking his three year old for a walk. (Do we walkies our toddlers now to help them toilet or WTF? Because this is what my Boomer parents do for their Boston Terrier. Me and my brother did our toddler doodies in the wee people pot. Like a very long time ago, so maybe I don't know how the millennial parents are managing baby shit right this minute. Maybe we walkies our toddlers to protests because it's never too late to rub your kid's face in your crapulence. I'm not a parent. I'm just saying--bet? No cap? How sway? Or whatever the kids say these days about these things.)

I do know how to manage insufferable political lying dipshits though, because while I never had babies, I have the craziest scruples about people who have Secret Service protection and whose street is closed to keep protesters AWAY who maintain they and their toddler child were so BESET! 

Video of the protest has emerged and it's pretty clear Vance is lying; the protest was at the bottom of Vance's street, which was closed by police.

It would have been impossible for the protesters to "follow" Vance and his family around as he claimed. pic.twitter.com/rTkCCNg6qi

— Jimmy Rushton (@JimmySecUK) March 9, 2025

See--it's a hard thing to think this actually happened, but if it did, it only could have if some father put his kid RIGHT THERE, but I charitably don't think he did that. I think he just crafted a story not thinking it would ever be fact-checked to the satisfaction of the audience he wanted to BELIEVE that "slava Ukrainie" protesters were "shit persons". 

Little Ukrainian three-year olds are mutilated by Russian bombardments. And their mothers and fathers and brothers. What the entire fuck?  Did this imbecile merkin-faced Cabbage Patch headed numpty think anyone with a whole conscience would abandon the cause of the democracy and sovereignty of Ukraine and the lives of actual human beings because JD Vance "told stories"? 

It's a glimpse into what he really is, if you ask me. He thinks if he lies hard enough, you will abandon whatever principles you have because--"Sounds good!"

What a jet-propelled dumbass. What a jam-packed douchecanoe. No wonder the internets have made him the man of a thousand absurd faces. 

He is the first terminally online VP. It's seriously amazeballs all the wazeballs this guy even exists. We reserve the right to mock him until he literally stops being THIS GUY. 

His kids are going to know what he is, eventually. Maybe he should consider that part.