Nancy Mace and Her Personal Space

 

Nancy Mace would like to not share a bathroom with Sarah McBride, who is the first transgender member of Congress. I truly don't know how much time pick-me pygmy Mace spends in the bathroom at work, but because there are stalls in public bathrooms, McBride would never see Mace's ladybusiness in a shared bathroom and Mace would never satisfy her probable curiosity about trans bodies. 

I would prefer not to share public bathrooms with those weird people who, in a bathroom with several empty stalls, have to sit in the stall RIGHT NEXT to mine. I don't want to share a bathroom with those bitches who can't sit their ass down and pee on the seat. I hate those heifers who assume automatic flush is going to zhush all their mess away--and it does not when you are that messy! Hit the button, nasty!

I don't like girlies who SLAM! the seat down like it fucked with them if the cleaning crew left it up. You lil messy wenches who have to wash your hands and leave splashes all over the sink counter like you were washing cats up in this piece and don't wipe up after yourselves can exit yourselves stage whatever.

If you used towels to clean your hands up and it didn't hit the wastebin and you never picked up after yourself, seriously--who raised you? And if you were on the rag and bled on the seat, the floor, the I don't care what and didn't bother to clean up after yourself, or left your nasty pad or tampon straight in the bin without wrapping it in TP--I have issues with you, mama. 

So what I am saying is--I have so much more grievance about people I know are 100% anatomical females in the restroom to even pretend this is a thing. Fuck you, Nancy Face all over the Place. Singling out one person for a problem that you don't have is just you being a bitch. You been pissing next to lesbians your whole life and they never fucked with you. Why is a translady going to be different? 

SIDE-EYING UPDATE: She doesn't have a problem with Trump, Gaetz, Hegseth and them being rapists, though. I don't know what that says about her so I am not saying it, but you can think about that, too.