Friday, April 5, 2024

RNC Wants $5 From You Deadbeats

 


I'm taking the tone of my song parody from the Christmas round but also from the weird history of Trump fundraising emails, which are a whole art to themselves for pretending to personalize a message by way of a threat.  Like--"Hey Bill Jones, we at Mar-a-Lago couldn't help but notice you haven't donated lately...and we've been talking about you..." The money-hungry Trump campaign will try anything, They will have repeat donations forever. 

The GOP broke people should just figure out what the value of their need for tribal belonging is, relative to the need to have food or rent money ready. 

I would prioritize paying for your necessities, and asking yourself what this moneyed creep would even ever do for your future, before coughing up any funds on his terrible behalf. 

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