Trump World Grab-Bag--A Collection

Wednesday, November 29, 2017

Can We Talk About Xmas FLOTUS?

I'm not entirely sure if the look she is going for is Christmas Angel Fierce or Japanese Horror Film Does Ghost of Christmas Past or Winter Without Christmas Until Aslan Returns or Cultist from a Sect that Baptizes But Holds People Down Just a Little Too Long or Fuck It White After Labor Day Bitchez or Welcome to Your Frosty Dystopian Hellscape, I Will Be Your Servitor or This Also Comes With a Hood But I'm Shy Around the Holidays or what, but I am just saying, FLOTUS is never scared of untraditional sleeves. Not ever. I feel like she should be accessorizing this outfit with a sword in one hand and mistletoe in the other. I like how the light fixture above her head is part halo and part "I just had a slightly medieval thought." Those bare branches all had a little color before she walked through. It's like a tribute to the concept that global warming will still have winters.

Melania, you are doing amazing, sweetie.

4 comments:

M. Bouffant said...

Looks as if she thinks she's runway modeling. Or she only has that one expression, ever. Or she's afraid smiling will cause wrinkles.

Vixen Strangely said...

This is fierce late-80's early 90's model face--blank or stony. Beaming genuine Yuletide warmth does not appear to be in the figurative rota.

Harry Hamid said...

I was going to say that it looks like a big reveal where we discover that the villain has captured Superman's Fortress of Solitude (which is in some cold clime)... but then I realized that is exactly what the picture is.

Thomas Ten Bears said...

Reminds of something out of a Conan the Barbarian novel.