Friday, March 4, 2016
About Last Night's Debate
In case you were wondering and thought after going to bed that no, you must have hallucinated that bit about Trump giving his "Big Dick McGee guarantee", why yes, that was a thing that happened at the debate.
It all makes sense when you consider that The Donald really did enter this thing as a dick-measuring contest.
Also, the other candidates really did say Trump would be an utter disaster, and they would, in fact, support him in November if he's the nominee.
This means Trump won.