Rick Santorum Must Update His Personal Slang Dictionary

Okay, I know I post way too often about Rick Santorum. But he is so square. Let me grab my thesaurus.

You can "bash" the president.

You can "knock" the president.

You can "slam" the president.

But oh no, honey, "Bang the president" means something quite....else.  And I don't think Santorum meant to say that at all.