Monday, December 2, 2013

"Ho, Ho, Ho!" Would Be Descriptive.

WI Governor Scott Walker is not even possibly the target of a John Doe inquiry especially not regarding his recall election, so stop all your reluctant going about your life avoiding paying any attention or campaign contributions to one Scott Walker, Stoner-faced Weasel Prince of the Great Land O'Cheddar, because you know full well that Christmas would not be Christmas without the one you love--and that would be your goodbuddy Scotty.

The one who is not either the target of a John Doe investigation.

Nor a bought and paid for Koch fiend.

Who is selling off bits of Wisconsin like it was a fire sale.

But no really. Why have Christmas when you can donate to this mug? Of course you would, duh? What is even the alternative? Transparent government not owned by the fossil fuel interests? Bah, crazytalk.

2 comments:

J Neo Marvin said...

I'd rather have this Scott Walker.

"Shoving like sluggers.
Touching like muggers.
Pushing each other around."

Vixen Strangely said...

That Scott Walker at least has an interesting soundtrack. Cheesehead Scotty sounds like a Croc stamping on a Kewpie Doll's face, forever.

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