Now I know that not everyone is sold on the value of "Happy Holidays", and some people actually might reject this fantastic seasonal offer, but I am here to talk about the virtues of the Happy Holiday package. For the same price as one "Merry Christmas!" (free), the "Happy Holidays" package is offering one "Merry Christmas" (to keep), throwing in a "Happy New Year" (good for a whole year!) and throwing in at least one other holiday of equal or lesser value! But in all honesty, you can have as many happy holidays as you like!
Sounds to good to be true? Wait, there's more! If for any reason you aren't satisfied with your "Happy Holidays" package, you can simply return "Happy Holidays" to the giver--entirely free of charge! Or you can keep the Holidays of your choice--and let others keep theirs. It's a really great deal! Start enjoying happy holidays today!
2 comments:
Happy Holidays is a communist plot!
Holidays are granted by the free enterprise / government complex, and therefore are an authoritarian affirmation on the yokes of the working class.
On my side of the political spectrum, we prefer Season's Greetings. At least with the word Season there is an echo of the reason for the day anyhow. And we issue the word 'Greetings' along with 'Season's' which is not hurting the self esteem or being offensive to people who have to work on one of these days.
The struggle between Happy Holidays and Season's Greetings is not one that can be resolved easily or quickly.
Probably some congressional subcommittees need to be enlisted to resolve this controversial issue.
--Formerly Amherst
The struggle between Happy Holidays and Season's Greetings is not one that can be resolved easily or quickly.
Perish the though! Season's greetings to you, and a happy new year.
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