Senator McConnell Opens the Bidding

Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell is just fighting for the free speech rights of wealthy Americans to buy all of the "speech" they want. Is that so wrong?

Can I get two, two, two thousand dollars, thank you can I hear three, four?

We know running for re-election would be so much easier if a nice wealthy sugar-daddy would come along and make all your dreams come true, but for crying out loud, Senator, do you have to be so obvious about it?  Insert joke about "just haggling over the price."