FILIBLUSTER!

I do not like Ted Cruz and Spam.
That's the kind of girl I am.
One is almost totally ham.

The other has some pork shoulder, too.

The debate is actually being held tomorrow so this isn't really a filibuster as such, but isn't awfully swell Ol' Harry Reid is just letting him talk it out? It could be therapeutic. For somebody. And maybe for a follow-up someone will explain the deeper meaning of Green Eggs and Ham to Sen. Cruz. 

I'd be lying if I said the freak show wasn't worth the nickel.