Anyhow, he claimed today that after a six-month investigation by his crack cold-case squad, he's pretty sure that Obama's birth certificate is some kind of fraud because it was printed out on some kind of printer or something. Because everyone knows that real birth certificates issued by the state of Hawaii are carefully copied by quill-bearing scribes on parchment, I guess. It's kind of obnoxious, actually--because if he has a top-notch cold-case squad, why doesn't he have those thumb-sitters investigate the backlog of rape and domestic abuse cases they've got hanging around?
(That was rhetorical--obviously that kind of work would never get him national attention!)
What a jerk.
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