I'll tell you where you can stick an aspirin, Mister!

Hmm. If we run out of condoms, I wonder if my spouse will appreciate that as a back-up method? (Um, no.) It's a quip with everything: the determination that women are responsible for taking care of the contraception and being the gatekeeper of all sexy-times (whilst presumably, men should keep trying, amirite?) the crassness, the trivializing, the reference to "gals"--not grown women, and the assumption that people using contraception aren't occasionally old married folks.

Any wonder that this is the tool that's bank-rolling Santorum?