Rick Perry has left the race.

Alas, poor Perry--we knew him, Texans!
Never more will he derp such derptastic doltitudes,
as dawdled forth from those slack jaws
and mouth-breathing lips. He is gone,
Back to Texas (You poor bastids)
And will not befuddle our ears more
with talk of Turkey, or justices eight, or
that other thing, whatever it was....oops.