Um, poor....toys?

This anti-abortion ad is from a billboard in Toronto. I do not know if, in the history of women's reproduction, any female-bodied person has ever thought about the toys when contemplating hir options.

Dear GOD, people! What about THE TOYS? Does no one ever think about the TOYS?

I have to to admit, consulting with inanimate objects about my bodily autonomy never actually occurred to me before. It's an interesting bit of anthropomorphizing, but....oh, how do I put this?

FAIL.